#1
hey people im going to the downtown and im looking at the fast food joints and i noticed something, all the fast food mascots are scary as hell, i mean look at ronald mcdonald, the burger king guy, jack from jack in the box there all scary assed. so my question is do you people find these guys freaky
#2
Yes. They are all creepy. I can't believe I haven't noticed that before.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#7
dude...the king...that guy is just plain scary...

especially in that new commercial where he's a robot..
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dude...the king...that guy is just plain scary...

especially in that new commercial where he's a robot..

at least he's good with his hands.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#9
Ronald McDonald is the cause obese babies who turn out to be serial killers. Just when you think that inanimate object sitting on a bench is simply to take pictures of while children rub their dirty diapers all over him, they become cursed...

...forever...
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#12
Yeah. Ronald McDonald is a pedophile.
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the burger king guy is awesome... i dont know what ur talking about


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But, seriously, I think The King and Jack (in the Box) are pretty awesome mascots. Not REALLY scary.

Now, Wendy on the other hand......>_>
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haha
especially that weird purple monster from mcdonalds
and the midget. *shivers*


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#19
Haha, I remember when I was around 12 yrs old, I went to Mc D's and I actually couldn't eat because that goofy bastard Ronald McDonald was just staring at me on my kids meal box, he had the most stupid expression on his face and I was in fits of laughter. He really put me off!
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#21
All the McDonalds ones are messed up, I love the king. <3
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#22
What about the old BK mascot/s? They were a group of teenagers, this is from like 10 years ago though, back when BK had this thing where you got a free kids meal on your birthday
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^ u have the right to be scared. he sleeps with somebody and when they wake up, he feeds them.
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#30
mayor McChesse from family guy,i know hes not a mascot,but what the frig he is a cheesebuger head man,so weird.
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#31
the king scares the hell out of me. i mean....just waking up with him in your bed staring at you....with that horrible smile....and those eyes!

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*pulls trigger*
...........
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mayor McChesse from family guy,i know hes not a mascot,but what the frig he is a cheesebuger head man,so weird.



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And for whatever reason I've never found any of these mascots scary at all.