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For those of you who have parents at home, how do you go about drinking? My parents are the religious type so a lot of times I can't get drunk when I want. But yeah... what do you guys do?
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I do this awesome thing where I wait until I'm 21 and they can say nothing about it.
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I do this awesome thing where I wait until I'm 21 and they can say nothing about it.



OMFG THATS INSANE O_oO_OO_OO_O_O


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For those of you who have parents at home, how do you go about drinking? My parents are the religious type so a lot of times I can't get drunk when I want. But yeah... what do you guys do?

What I used to do was..

come in early morning (say 8.00am) and say I was at a mate house. Prior to going home or the night I was out I would buy lots of chewing gum and mouth wash (pop it all in an hour before I'm home). Buy more energy drinks than ur tummy can handle and go home complaining you were up all night playing video games (you should be wired on the energy drinks) and then go to ur room and just play sweet acoustic guitar.

Thanks
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What I used to do was..

come in early morning (say 8.00am) and say I was at a mate house. Prior to going home or the night I was out I would buy lots of chewing gum and mouth wash (pop it all in an hour before I'm home). Buy more energy drinks than ur tummy can handle and go home complaining you were up all night playing video games (you should be wired on the energy drinks) and then go to ur room and just play sweet acoustic guitar.

Thanks



+1

good idea
Lolz
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made me laugh for some reason. i don't have any fetishes...you guys are just freaks or something. imagine that, freaks in the pit.

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#12
go to the party or whatever,get hammered 1st thing you get in the door even if nobody has mentioned opening the alcohol. drink as much as you can at once. then a good few hours later when your mum phones you to see where you are, you become spontaneously sober and able to talk to her without giving it away
if you drink it all at once there is no state of semi-drunkness
and if they ask, there was obviously no alcohol.
oh and make sure none of the other people whom are drunk are seen by your parents or whatever if they pick you up or something.
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What I used to do was..

come in early morning (say 8.00am) and say I was at a mate house. Prior to going home or the night I was out I would buy lots of chewing gum and mouth wash (pop it all in an hour before I'm home). Buy more energy drinks than ur tummy can handle and go home complaining you were up all night playing video games (you should be wired on the energy drinks) and then go to ur room and just play sweet acoustic guitar.

Thanks


dont forget fabric softener sheets for your clothes. you dont wanna smell like alcohol, rub the sheets on you and bingo. springtime fresh
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dont forget fabric softener sheets for your clothes. you dont wanna smell like alcohol, rub the sheets on you and bingo. springtime fresh

Now thats just silly! Deoderant will prevent those pesky pests.
I havent changed my sheets for months! good old Lynx effect!
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And I thought this was another "how to hide an erection" thread.


as did i....

anyway, drinking is bad for your liver, but if you must hide, dont drink at home! and use copious amounts of chewing gum and deodorant
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Now thats just silly! Deoderant will prevent those pesky pests.
I havent changed my sheets for months! good old Lynx effect!


haha say you come in, parents come near you, or God forbid, your mom asks for a hug or some full house style stuff. hmm? what now?!
#20
You say your parents are the religious type right? Christians?
One of Jesus' first miracles was turning water into wine. Who said Jesus didn't know how to party?

Its quite easy to go out and drink, morning after if you're concerned, just make sure you drink plenty of water in the morning and have a good filling breakfast.
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#21
Just don't be a sad c*nt who drinks alone at home. Cirrhosis of the liver and early death lie along that road.
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I do this awesome thing where I wait until I'm 21 and they can say nothing about it.



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#24
I open a beer and drink it.
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#25
Beer + Fridge....

Then when I want a drink, believe it or not, I do what the guy above me said.

Amazing.....
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#28
My parents let me drink wine at dinner, and I don't particulary like the feeling of being drunk, so meh, I don't hide.
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Shove your drink up your arse, then they wont find it.

Apparently drinking through your arse gets you really drunk. Good old alcohol aenimas.
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as did i....

anyway, drinking is bad for your liver, but if you must hide, dont drink at home! and use copious amounts of chewing gum and deodorant


Most things are bad for you. Going to gigs is bad for your ears.

I don't hide drinking. I got drunk with my parents last week actually.
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Apparently drinking through your arse gets you really drunk. Good old alcohol aenimas.


If I was the type of person who put stuff up my arse I would definately do that.
#34
I don't drink, but when I used to do other drugs, I'd just wait until my parents went to bed.

That or I'd stay over at a friends house.
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You say your parents are the religious type right? Christians?
One of Jesus' first miracles was turning water into wine. Who said Jesus didn't know how to party?


Its quite easy to go out and drink, morning after if you're concerned, just make sure you drink plenty of water in the morning and have a good filling breakfast.

I'm sure Christ hit the bottle and the blunt every once in a while.
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I do this awesome thing where I wait until I'm 21 and they can say nothing about it.

I do this awesome thing where I wait until I'm 18.

UK drinking laws ftw
#37
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Well, back when it wasn't legal for me to drink, I'd drink at a friend's house, or with my parents.

Yeah, same. My parents were alright as long as I didn't get too drunk until I was around 17, then it was left 100% up to me.
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#38
I'm allowed to drink, as long as I don't come wasted home. So I just hide it in the fridge
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I'm sure Christ hit the bottle and the blunt every once in a while.


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spend the night at friends' houses after partys.

Exactly what I do, not because my parents would care, but mainly cos it would be annoying and they might smell the smoke from my friends ciggys
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