Poll: What Came First; The Chicken Or The Egg?
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The Chicken
45 48%
The Egg
49 52%
Voters: 94.
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#1
Self-Explanatory question.

IMO, the Egg came first.
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#4
The sperm
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#5
The chicken, I reckon it came out of an egg from another animal. (the egg wouldn't be a chicken egg)

I have not researched it at all, just thought up my own theory.
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#7
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EDIT:

Quote by Dillona
The chicken, I reckon it came out of an egg from another animal. (the egg wouldn't be a chicken egg)

I have not researched it at all, just thought up my own theory.


Then you mean the egg, because the chicken came out of that egg.. TS didnt say the egg had to be a chicken egg..
#9
The duck.

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#10
From an evolutionary standpoint... The egg came first.
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#11
The chicken probably evolved from an organism that gave birth over millions of years, and eventually chickens attapted their genioligy to lay eggs instead of standard mating.

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EDIT:


Then you mean the egg, because the chicken came out of that egg.. TS didnt say the egg had to be a chicken egg..

But the usual assumption is that it's a chicken egg, right? Or have I been missing something big?

Well if it didn't have to be a chicken egg, then yeah the egg.
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#14
the chicken, how would the egg hatch itself without a chicken's ass sitting on it!
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#15
the chicken, because it evolved from a different kind of bird or some ****, then laid an egg, which hatched into a bird etc until the evolution into a chick is complete.
#17
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the chicken, because it evolved from a different kind of bird or some ****, then laid an egg, which hatched into a bird etc until the evolution into a chick is complete.


but wait_ did the bird just suddenly evolve into a chicken, or was the chicken a deformed, possibly a handicaped version of the original bird that hatched from the original bird's egg?
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Dinosaurs were laying eggs before birds existed.

And? Random fact?
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#20
Quote by zeppelinfreak51
Dinosaurs were laying eggs before birds existed.


In china there's chinese people.
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#21
Chicken FTW!
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#22
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From an evolutionary standpoint... The egg came first.


Proteins have been proved to spontaneously form from inorganic matter, given the correct environmental conditions. The chicken has been proven to come first.
#23
during the evolutionary period of when what ever animal came to be a chicken it would've slowly evolved and eggs would have been laid till the chicken came out of the egg one day
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#24
The egg.
But the egg came from a different animal.
Yeah.
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Haha, that was pretty good. I thinik if your just talking a chicken egg or a chicken without evolution crap it has to be the chicken.
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#26
If you're a Christian: God created all animals, therefore the chicken came first.

If you believe in evolution: All changes and mutations must first happen in the egg, therefore the egg came first.

Since the Christian one is based merely on faith the second one wins as it is based upon scientific evidence.

Next question, please.
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#28
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If you're a Christian: God created all animals, therefore the chicken came first.

If you believe in evolution: All changes and mutations must first happen in the egg, therefore the egg came first.

Since the Christian one is based merely on faith the second one wins as it is based upon scientific evidence.

Next question, please.

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#31
The egg, because it did not necessarily come from another chicken, and may have been a mutation.

Also, fuck you for asking a question no-one could possibly answer.
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#34
Quote by Aftertime
the chicken, how would the egg hatch itself without a chicken's ass sitting on it!


No because it would be an older, now extinct, type of bird from which the modern chicken evolved sitting on the egg.

EGG.

FREDIT: Of course it was the egg, since dinosaurs laid eggs.
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#35
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No because it would be an older, now extinct, type of bird from which the modern chicken evolved sitting on the egg.

EGG.

FREDIT: Of course it was the egg, since dinosaurs laid eggs.



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EDIT: Read my post. Also, the dinasours were not the first life on earth.
#36
Quote by sam b
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EDIT:


Then you mean the egg, because the chicken came out of that egg.. TS didnt say the egg had to be a chicken egg..

Then in that case,the egg because dinosours laid eggs
#37
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EDIT: Read my post. Also, the dinasours were not the first life on earth.


Yeah they were.
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#38
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EDIT: Read my post. Also, the dinasours were not the first life on earth.


Wanker, cunt, bastard.

So did chickens come before dinosaurs?
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#39
The chicken. The egg would have to be warmed by the chicken, plus where else would the genes in the egg come from? Unless the egg is some retarded baby offspring of some other bird.
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#40
Look here's the deal, I've tried twice and been ignored both times.

I may have captured some attention after laughing at that guy so here goes again.

First off, the Dinasours were NOT the first life on earth. NOT.

The first life on earth would have been tiny things. Those tiny things became single cellular organisms. Single celled cyanobacteria who were able to photosynthesise produced the world's first oxygen, which eventually built up in the atmosphere allowing enzymes to carry out more strenuous tasks, involving more energy. This allowed organisms to become multicellular. Life as you people would recognise, as an actual organism (beacuse in your feeble minds, cells and proteins aren't alive) then exploded in the oceans. Fish. But that's another story. Open up a new thread and I'll teach you there.

PROTEINS were the first life on earth. PROTEINS. NOT DINASOURS. PROTEINS, WHEN PROVIDED WITH THE CORRECT ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS CAN SPONTANEOUSLY FORM FROM INORGANIC MATTER.
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