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#1
like the title says whats the worst job you've ever had ?

ill start it off, filing papers not terrible but super boring
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aint this spam?


Edit:and where is that report button, everytime i wanna use it it is gone

2th edit: and dont even think of sigging that
#4
doing a morning weekend paper round the lack of lie in nearly killed me
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Antisocial Behaviour Order. A chav's equivalent of GCSEs.
#5
Guttering
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I tell him to stop but he doesn't listen.

He just keeps thrusting


^Talking about his dog


THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

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#6
Asphalt paving.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#7
Typing my brother's thesis paper. Got paid a lot though.
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Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
#10
The worst job I ever had was getting lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's bum
#11
Quote by johnrocco151991
like the title says whats the worst job you've ever had ?

ill start it off, filing papers not terrible but super boring


I worked in a file room for a year and a half. I have had alot of **** jobs... worst.. 3 were...

1.Chicken gutter at a chicken plant
2.Pallet stacker at same chicken plant
3.Warehouse worker in a victorian art warehouse

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#12
the worst i've had was taking out medication for a pharmacy... seeing old people kinda just waiting to die all the time is pretty depressing.

and, a little less worse, was working at a shoe store, with a complete bitch for a boss. I HATE working for women.
#13
Quote by DanRev
The worst job I ever had was getting lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's bum



Fuck you, I wanted to say that
#14
Quote by webbtje
Fuck you, I wanted to say that



High Five for the Derek and Clive
#15
Quote by rancidryan
doing a morning weekend paper round the lack of lie in nearly killed me


*sigh* when you get into the real world, and have a real job, you'll understand how stupid that comment is.

Or if you are...then you're clearly very lucky with the job you now had
#18
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High Five for the Derek and Clive


Bloke came up to me the other day...

...and I'll let you post the rest
#19
I used to be a trolley dolly at Sainsburys...


Posted By Joth
BassyJoey has a sweet toosh!
#20
Quote by webbtje
Bloke came up to me the other day...

...and I'll let you post the rest



I love that one. There cant possibly me more ****s said in a single sketch ever. Plus that was back in the 70s which makes it better.


Prince of Whales is a good' un too...


We dont need a H.
#21
work-study job updating a website that never needed updating and working on an electronic billboard that never worked anyways. i hated it so much that it inspired me change my major in college.
#22
Paper round, 230 papers to be delivered a mile away
"F*ck the guitar solos!!" - Olli Vänskä

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I dont know whats worse, you going out with a peadophile, or the fact you went to see Dragonforce
Err... DragonForce?

Happily married to SuperKoolKid
#23
Working in the meat department at Save-On Foods. Horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#24
Knacker man.
I win.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#25
Working at the Burger King where I live, I hated every minute of that job and eventually I just got so fed up that I told them to go **** themselves
Ibanez RG7321
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Digitech RP70 Guitar Processor
#26
Quote by Jackal58
Knacker man.
I win.


If what you call knackers is the same as what I call knackers I don't think I want to know what you do to them.
#27
McDonalds. I quit after a month. It isn't the working part that I hated, It was easy. The job is just so degrading. I couldn't take it. And the pay sucked.
#29
Best job -unemployed
Worst job - axl roses phycologists
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Just hit all the strings at once, raping your e string and making retardly out of place pinch harmonics

oh wait, this isn't a slipknot concert..

FREEBIRD!


And the amish said let their be CHEESE...
#30
Quote by BassyJoey
I used to be a trolley dolly at Sainsburys...




job stealer

now i work at primark on nightwear/underwear
#31
Anything to do with small children.
YELLOWFRIZBEE s FreezerBurn


Stepco's Master
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#32
Proctologist.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#33
Quote by Sabu
McDonalds, quit after 2 shifts.


lmfao. Is it that bad?

I've had 3 jobs and they've all had their bad points.

Paperround for obvious reasons - lack of a lie in, carrying around a 20kg bag for a fiver seems like slave labour looking back

Argos - Chav filled cheapo store but it had it's good points

Local government HR - boring as f*ck but good pay cheque and I got to browse the internet all day!

Now I'm going into my 4th job in advertising...
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Framus 2x12
Ibanez RG1570 - DM Breeds
Epi Les Paul - Warthog Pup
MXR 10 Band EQ
TS9
ISP Decimator
Boss DD3
EHX Holy Grail
EHX Small Clone
Dunlop Crybaby

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#34
Can't decide between Mc Donalds (explaines its self) or a mobile phone sales call center who refused to pay me, 3 months later called me back in and accused me of stealing £5000 worth of phones, then the owner threatened to rip my face off when I tried to explain it would have been completely impossible as I didn't start working there untill a month before they went missing... bit of a confusing story to be honest.

Think mc donalds still wins on points though
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#35
I worked for my mom's friend's husband for a little while. He owned a screen company and I had to enter and organize all of his customer's info on the computer. It was very boring.
#36
Quote by Jackal58
Knacker man.
I win.



Knacker as in... testicles?


I am the queen of ****ty jobs, here's a selection from the bottom of society:

Cold calling people who own tiiiny family run businesses asking them if they want corporate hospitality at ascot. Of course they don't. And that was comission only, I walked out after 3 days of not selling anything.

Walking around in the icy winter in central london outdoors making people spend £60 on a voucher for a spa pampering session at a salon decided by the people we worked for. Nobody likes giving £60 to strangers!

Sitting at a desk all summer punching in bar codes for a box of 50 cds, then giving that to my boss and punching in the bar codes for another box. There was an endless stream of boxes. And nobody told me the barcode scanners worked until the week before I got fired for taking too many days off [I had DVT, you fuckers!]

Inbound call centre, lots of abuse and gambling addicts.


Now I work for virgin mobile/media which is amazing, but according to UG that makes me a dirty slut who deserves horrible things her entire life. God, how dare I earn money
#37
Waitressing at Wimpy.
Good thing I got sacked after 5 hours.
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#38
Waiter at Olive Garden. Fake Italian food served to fake people while wearing a fake smile.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#39
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Knacker as in... testicles?


I am the queen of ****ty jobs, here's a selection from the bottom of society:

Cold calling people who own tiiiny family run businesses asking them if they want corporate hospitality at ascot. Of course they don't. And that was comission only, I walked out after 3 days of not selling anything.

Walking around in the icy winter in central london outdoors making people spend £60 on a voucher for a spa pampering session at a salon decided by the people we worked for. Nobody likes giving £60 to strangers!

Sitting at a desk all summer punching in bar codes for a box of 50 cds, then giving that to my boss and punching in the bar codes for another box. There was an endless stream of boxes. And nobody told me the barcode scanners worked until the week before I got fired for taking too many days off [I had DVT, you fuckers!]

Inbound call centre, lots of abuse and gambling addicts.


Now I work for virgin mobile/media which is amazing, but according to UG that makes me a dirty slut who deserves horrible things her entire life. God, how dare I earn money


You're a moody cow aren't you?
ENGL Fireball
Framus 2x12
Ibanez RG1570 - DM Breeds
Epi Les Paul - Warthog Pup
MXR 10 Band EQ
TS9
ISP Decimator
Boss DD3
EHX Holy Grail
EHX Small Clone
Dunlop Crybaby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10rdcKp317I - New X-men Theme Vid
#40
Paper route. The pay was just insulting, and it took hours!

I've had worse than that though.
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