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#1
This is some Chinese guy who randomly added me on msn, and what he said was a tad strange...

chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:25):
o
Jambes says (18:26):
who is this#
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:26):
this is my new friends.
Jambes says (18:26):
huh?
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:27):
new friends.
Jambes says (18:27):
who are your new friends?
Jambes says (18:27):
me?
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:28):
yes ,isn
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:28):
isn't it.
Jambes says (18:28):
ok
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:28):
thanks .
Jambes says (18:28):
how did you get my msn address by the way?
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:29):
internet
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:29):
where are you from?
Jambes says (18:29):
england
Jambes says (18:29):
whereabouts on the internet?
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:30):
yes ,look for internet .
Jambes says (18:30):
ultimate-guitar.com?
Jambes says (18:31):
are you there?
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:31):
i'm from China.
Jambes says (18:32):
yeah but which website did you get my email from?
Jambes says (18:32):
myspace?
Jambes says (18:33):
so what's your name?
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:33):
i forget it
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:33):
my name is chenghaoxin
Jambes says (18:34):
cool
Jambes says (18:34):
are you a boy or girl?
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:34):
you know is China ?
Jambes says (18:34):
yes i dio
Jambes says (18:34):
*do
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:34):
boy ,and you ?
Jambes says (18:34):
i am a boy
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:35):
oh ,very good.

The last line worried me most!

Sorry for the long read, just wanted to share it with the pit

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#5
*you gonna get raped hobo.jpg*
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#8
sounds like hes just taking the piss
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#10
You should run!

Heres proof:

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#13



god I love poor translation
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#16
All your base are belong to us + "You're gonna get raped"?

You are in trouble indeed.


#18
You should have messed with his head. Like talked nonsence to him.
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#20
He... he... just wanted a friend.

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#21
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You should run!

Heres proof:


wasnt he korean
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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#23
You should be worried, here's an example.

"boy, and you?"

"boy"


"Oh, very good."
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#25
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You should be worried, here's an example.

"boy, and you?"

"boy"


"Oh, very good."

i lol'd
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Oh man thats amazing, you win midi pure. I don't care whether it's a competition or not


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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#26
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Jambes says (18:28):
how did you get my msn address by the way?
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:29):
internet


Lmao, that's brilliant.

I think we should all add him.
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#29
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Lmao, that's brilliant.

I think we should all add him.




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#30
Jambes says (18:31):
are you there?
chenghaoxin1987@hotmail.com says (18:31):
i'm from China.
Jambes says (18:32):
yeah but which website did you get my email from?

haha
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#34
, I just added him...he hasn't replied yet...


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#36
He's alright to talk to but his english is terrible. heres my convo.

Me : hello
Cheng: symbols
Me : no speke chniese
Cheng : sorry in english
Me : yes
Me : how are you
Cheng How are you
Me : Fine
Cheng: do you mean
Me : search goatse.cx in your interweb bar.

Hes gone quite will update when he starts talking he may be fapping now.

Me : are you there or did you die ?
Cheng : You Die
Me : wut
Me : i love you
Cheng : i kiss me
Me : sexy time
Cheng : im a boy
Me : good
Cheng : and you
Me: Im a girl
Cheng : oh yes , very good
Me : so hows you
Cheng : internet
Me: want nudes
Me : or not Im a impatient girl cheng
Cheng : yes
Me : *sends jump man by buckethead*
Cheng : accepts transfer

I'm gonna get a screen print so you believe me.
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#38
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He... he... just wanted a friend.



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I used to get nude and hump my stuffed animals, and one day my parents caught me. They were shocked, I had Winnie the Pooh in submission and I was ruthlessly humping him and moaning.
#39
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He's alright to talk to but his english is terrible. heres my convo.

Me : hello
Cheng: symbols
Me : no speke chniese
Cheng : sorry in english
Me : yes
Me : how are you
Cheng How are you
Me : Fine
Cheng: do you mean
Me : search goatse.cx in your interweb bar.

Hes gone quite will update when he starts talking he may be fapping now.

FEEL THE COLOUR
#40
chances are good it's a chinese college student trying to improve his english by talking to a random american on MSN... he doesn't understand half of what he's saying, let alone some of the implied meanings.

EDIT:
And as a Virginia Tech student, I don't find the Cho picture all that amusing...
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