#5
" Ur taking the piss Boris. Don't take the piss."

"fu ck...you"

lol Snatch and those crazy ****ing russians
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#7
A dude around here had something similar happen.

He passed out ****ty drunk with one of his legs hanging onto a road and a bread delivery truck apparently ran it over and it ripped it off. He never even woke up haha.
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#8
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" Ur taking the piss Boris. Don't take the piss."

"fu ck...you"

lol Snatch and those crazy ****ing russians




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#9
that's amazing
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#10
This easily beats the story of the Russian tank crew member who decided to stop by at the liquor store with his tank, knocking a corner off a building, and people screaming.

Seriously, I would've shat my pants seeing a tank rush out of nowhere.

Video here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvTFtR0rdp4
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#11
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A dude around here had something similar happen.

He passed out ****ty drunk with one of his legs hanging onto a road and a bread delivery truck apparently ran it over and it ripped it off. He never even woke up haha.

yeah...that's very similar
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#12



geez, 2 good lol threads in 5 minutes, this could be a good day
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#13
Thats awesome. You'd think being stabbed would sober someone up but I guess in Russia they treat knife wounds like the ugly chick you picked up through a pair of beer goggles.

BTW in before tidal wave of old, lame "in Soviet Russia" jokes.
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#16
gotta love those russians!
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#17
I love 'we were drinking' in bold.

A teacher at school did this once actually, I've heard about these occasions before

EDIT: Just for stereotypicalness;

On report said the two men had been drinking vodka
#18
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Apparently not stab wounds lol.
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#19
epic!
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#20
If the watchman stabbed him, why would he have just left him in HIS office?
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#21

Lmao only a Russian could do that, it's sheer epicness. <3
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#22
Bet it was Zappp who done the stabbin'...
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#24
This is why the West would be fucked if we fought the Soviet Union in the Cold War.
#25
Drunk Russians = Win.



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#26
****ing genius.
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#29

Talk about being stabbed in the back by your drinking buddy.
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