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#1
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0416081akon1.html?link=rssfeed


so apparently Akon has pretty much made up the entire story of his life. im surprised nobody discovered this until now. i mean yeah, he has been arrested, but nothing near the stories he supposedly told.

i just found it funny.


Note: this is not a thread to bash rap, hip hop, r&b, etc.

just for bashing Akon.
#2
He did an Alvin and the Chipmunks related song... he clearly is a fake.
#4
Uh...big whoop?

Give it another year and I doubt anyone who's 'crankin' dat' will barely remember who he is.
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#5
Alot of rappers are fake to get more coverage. Your not gonna look "Propa' Gangsta'" If your a preppy, middle-class former computer physics student living in the surburbs of HappyTown are you?

Also, 50Cent wasn't shot 9 times with a gun. It was a paintball gun.
#6
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Also, 50Cent wasn't shot 9 times with a gun. It was a paintball gun.



I never knew that! Nor did I know that Akon was a fake. It doesn't really surprise me, though.
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#7
You actually read all that?
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#9
my respect for him just jumped up ten-fold. it was already pretty high based off of his past actions.
#10
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Same way Paris Hilton pretended to be a singer and actress.


She is both of them. She's crap at them though.
#11
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Why are the darkies so obsessed with prison?

'darkies'?

What the fuck was that?

Way to generalize an entire group of people, douchebag.
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Why are the darkies so obsessed with prison?


Oh how I lol'd.
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'darkies'?

What the fuck was that?

Way to generalize an entire group of people, douchebag.

How about "Those rapper-type dudes"?

"That rapper-type dude" Wyclef keeps singing about being a refugee. How authentic are his claims?

Well, I never liked him or fAkon, anyway
#14
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I never knew that! Nor did I know that Akon was a fake. It doesn't really surprise me, though.


They removed the word "Gullable" from the dictionary. Check it out!


#16
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How about "Those rapper-type dudes"?

"That rapper-type dude" Wyclef keeps singing about being a refugee. How authentic are his claims?

I was pointing how how he's saying all black people are obsessed with prison, when that's not true at all. It seems to only lie in some genres of music, for reason I'm not entirely wanting to explore.
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#17
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Why are the darkies so obsessed with prison?




*12 year old detected*
#18
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Why are the darkies so obsessed with prison?


Crossing politcally correct lines there with Rasra Dogg...
#19
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They removed the word "Gullable" from the dictionary. Check it out!




You can't remove a word that was never in the dictionary. Now gullible, on the other hand...
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#20
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Why are the darkies so obsessed with prison?

...

Same reason why the whities are obsessed with nihilism and the massacre of babies? Or talking shiit about black people?

That was unfunny.
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Why are the darkies so obsessed with prison?

Marry me?
Please?
#22
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Crossing politcally correct lines there with Rasra Dogg...

That isn't even crossing politically correct lines, it's just stupid. It doesn't even make sense.
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Also, 50Cent wasn't shot 9 times with a gun. It was a paintball gun.


I think it was an airsoft gun. but still, what a bunch of chumps.
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#24
Akon is a pop singer anyway. His music isn't even popular among real hip hop fans.

This is like making fun of Hannah Montana for not being from Montana.
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That isn't even crossing politically correct lines, it's just stupid. It doesn't even make sense.


Oh come on, two shots at me for one joke? Christ dude, ease up.
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#27
im sure almost every rapper makes things up to improve their "street cred".
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#28
Did I miss something here? When was Akon not a fake?
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#29
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Oh come on, two shots at me for one joke? Christ dude, ease up.

Surely it should be lighten up?
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#30
A lot of artists do that. 50 cent's life is supposed to be an act.

Who cares? They've been successful, obviously they're doing the right thing.
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#31
No, good sir. "Ease up" is derived from the somewhat local (to my area) phrase, "...going hard on me," implying someone was/is being difficult with you. "Ease up" opposite "going hard."
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#32
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Oh come on, two shots at me for one joke? Christ dude, ease up.

Sorry dude, it was just not funny, considering that black people constitute a majority in US prisons. And with a name like Rasta Dogg, I didn't really see something like that coming and it pissed me off.
#33
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No, good sir. "Ease up" is derived from the somewhat local (to my area) phrase, "...going hard on me," implying someone was/is being difficult with you. "Ease up" opposite "going hard."
EDIT: And whose side are you on here?


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#34
Oh, okay. Well, I know I can't please everyone with my sense of humor, but I did shoot for the majority here (which thought it was at least kinda funny.
And (even though this is a completely different conversation) white people can be Rastafarian too. It's a common misconception that they can't.

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#35
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Oh come on, two shots at me for one joke? Christ dude, ease up.

Yes, two shots. That "joke" was not funny at all and completely inappropriate.
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#37
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You can't remove a word that was never in the dictionary. Now gullible, on the other hand...


pwned by DaddyTwoFoot lol
#38
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Yes, two shots. That "joke" was not funny at all and completely inappropriate.


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#40
Quote by Rasta Dogg
Sorry dad. Am I gonna have to spend the rest of the evening in my room, without dinner? Ooh, you could drop me off in "tha hood" so I could learn to respect black people!

I honestly don't see why you're trying to defend your being racist. In fact, it's really pathetic.
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