Stupidest thing you have ever told a girl/guy while asking her/him out.

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#9
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#10
I said to a girl

"Hey you want to do something sometime where we can go somewhere"

Needless to say, she got a very confused look on her face and said "I think I'm busy"
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#14
"I don't actually like you."
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#17
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"I don't actually like you."



That I liked them
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#21
'Hey, I was wondering if you-****ing come back here, need to talk!!!! oi!'


Later on that lunchtime she says 'Yeah I really like him, and he really likes me' Not talking about me.

Bad bad times
#23
I never say stupid things wen i ask girls out. cos i never ask girls out.

my record with girls is so bad some of my friends think im asexuall. its really quite sad.

and contrary to popular belief, not funny.
#24
Well, I got in a fight with her and asked her if she'd been dropped when she was a baby...

Didn't end so well. Doesn't matter, she forgave me and I'm going to prom with her.
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#25
i havent asked a girl out, but once for a joke, i asked a girl to the prom saying (if u go to the prom with me i will blow you in the back alley afterwoods. she didnt find it funny but my mates thought it was hilarious.
#26
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I never say stupid things wen i ask girls out. cos i never ask girls out.

my record with girls is so bad some of my friends think im asexuall. its really quite sad.

and contrary to popular belief, not funny.


Ouch.

I think the worst I've come out with was 'Oh just what the ****? Right, fine *turns to the girl in question* Well, will you go out with me?' Aah, good times in year 8...
#27
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Me:Wanna go out
Her:No
Me:THIS IS MADNESS!
Her: ???????????
Me: Profit!!!!


If this actually happened it is the single most epic event ever.
#28
"I like you.....you like me?"

my mates saying, not mine

(oh yeh say it in a Borat kinda way.)
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#29
I don't ask people to go out with me. I tell them.
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#30
"hey, I like you"
"aw, thanks. I don't want to go out with you though"

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#31
i like men too.


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#34
For my contribution to this thread a story that is not mine, but still brilliant:

The drummer in both my bands, he's also my cousin, also plays in a third band. And they have this really really really shy rhythm guitarist. And he actually worries a lot about making mistakes at band practise, so imagine what he's like live. He stood on the opposite part of the stage from the rest of the band and played. He was just extremely nervous. Well according to my cousin, and a friend of his (who plays lead guitar in this band) this comes from him being scared of girls, because of this situation:

He had been crushing on a girl for quite a long time. He was really just pathetically crushing on her, and naturally she didn't know. To be frank, she didn't really know him. So this was just him looking at her from afar, without really knowing her. He had spoken to her a few times, but not much. One day, when she is walking on her own. He jumps out from around a corner or something and says: "Will you be my girlfriend!?" Needlessly to say, he got shot down like you wouldn't believe.

I mean, he didn't even ask her to the movies or something, he just asked a girl that was basically a stranger if she wanted to be his girlfriend
#35
Quote by RPGoof
Me:Wanna go out
Her:No
Me:THIS IS MADNESS!
Her: ???????????
Me: Profit!!!!



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#36
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*Panics*

*Walks past her*

*Curses*



That's pretty much how it always happens with me.
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#38
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Ouch.

I think the worst I've come out with was 'Oh just what the ****? Right, fine *turns to the girl in question* Well, will you go out with me?' Aah, good times in year 8...



done that before
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#40
A girl I really liked asked me to a school dance. Because I was really paranoid that she wasn't serious and afraid of rejection, rather than yes I just said "Uhhhhhhhhh" and ended up walking away.
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