#1
so theres 2 guys working at a construction site, ones a white guy and the other is black, so there talking away and the black guy is complaining hes not getting any at home, so the white guy tells him that when he want to get his wife in the mood he tells her some poetry.

so the black guy is like what do u say and the whote guys like well i say something like blond hair blond hair eyes so blue i can't wait to make love to you, so the black guy is like well i can do that.

so they both go home and when they return to work the the black guy has got a black eye

and the white guys like why do u have a black eye? did u read some poetry like i said

and the black guys like yeah i said some poetry

and the white guys like well what did u say???

and the black guys like...well i said.....

nappy hair nappy hair eyes like a frog, come here and bend over so i can **** you like a dog.


good or bad what you think?
#3
ahahahahha that's pretty bad but sadly i'm laughing.
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#5
tasteless.
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errr.. people don't get paid to tab out songs.. its just by ear transcriptions most of the time, why don't you do it yourself?

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#6
i think you sux meh ballz at trolling.
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#10
Lame.

I got a better one:

So this old lady says to her husband "Darlin, after 50 years of marridge my nipples are still hot for you"


so he glances over his morning paper and replaces, "That's cos your left one is in the porridge and the right is in your brew."
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#11
if its a joke i donno if you can classify it as being racist, hence it being a joke
#12
Racism is bad, man.

Not funny at all.

Learn some grammar.

That is all.
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#13
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I was gonna say that...
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#14
hahahaha, awesome
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#15
What's racist? am I missing something?
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#17
Pfft, that's hardly racist compared to most other "racial" jokes.

It's just not funny.
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#21
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Lame.

I got a better one:

So this old lady says to her husband "Darlin, after 50 years of marridge my nipples are still hot for you"


so he glances over his morning paper and replaces, "That's cos your left one is in the porridge and the right is in your brew."


That was funny, ts you fail at being funny.
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#22
wtf is everyone crying racist for? it's not tasteless and it's not unfunny. it's pretty funny and
what would all you assholes say if it was two white guys? got nothin? makes no difference either way.
#23
Horrible (and, no, not because it's racist, it's just horrible) joke, I refuse to leave this open so that other people see it.
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