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Going to Mexico this summer for about 6 weeks and I need stuff to do. Going to be staying in a place about an hour away from Puerto Vallarta and I'll have access to a car. I of course plan on taking an acoustic with me and of course my surf board (any tips on how to get an acoustic on the plane BTW?). So basically someone who has been there or lives near there have any suggestions?
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#2
Screw Puerto Vallarta. Go to Tiajuana. Much more to do there
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Screw Puerto Vallarta. Go to Tiajuana. Much more to do there
no.

and surfing.
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Screw Puerto Vallarta. Go to Tiajuana. Much more to do there

Probably more dangerous too...

Anyways, go eat tacos. Real tacos are the ****.
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Screw Puerto Vallarta. Go to Tiajuana. Much more to do there


It's Tijuana, damnit.

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#6
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Screw Puerto Vallarta. Go to Tiajuana. Much more to do there

Been there and all I have to say is **** THAT. I don't drink BTW. I might have a few beers while I'm down there but I'm definitely not gonna drink to get drunk.
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#7
do you surf? cause thats probably the best thing. try to nail some natives too. if youve got 6 weeks take a road trip and check out the country. dont end up in prison. dont end up in prison.
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#8
drink. a lot
learn spanish
eat authentic mexican
avoid food poisioning
surf
play guitar
I'd like a chocolate shake.. with a whiskey chaser
#9
Do not break any laws or piss off any cops there thats for damn sure

Them niggas be harsh
#10
Drink water!
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#11
yah i WAS kidding about Tiajuana. Never take your family there. But Puerta Vallarta is nice i heard, my friend went there for spring break
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#13
mas tequila! es mucho gusto.
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Sneak across the border to the United States.


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Just for lolz.


hahahh. +1
I'd like a chocolate shake.. with a whiskey chaser
#17
i went to Puerta Vallarta over Christmas break...cruise ship. The place is by far the nicest city i have ever been to in Mexico. oh and just get wasted every day and chill by the beach....and shop i guess

EDIT: When taking your guitar on a plane do a carry on and then leave it in the little storage they have for people's suits. its usually to your left the second you enter the plane.
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drink alcohol only!! not the water - trust me
as for the guitar make sure you got a real good hard case and you should be fine. i don't think you can take it as your carry on but i'm not sure. also don't end up in prison. if you dodrink the water yer srewed b/c their hostpitals suck ass!
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#21
Find a good restaurant, visit some mayan/aztec/incan ruins, and drink some tequila.
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Raping sounds good.
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Tijuana is the coolest place on earth. The rest of Mexico has really angry cops with really big guns

yeah ...

Surfing it's the best option for you
#24
get it on with hot locals, surf, get a boat and sail or scuba dive if possible, play guitar while walking around in public with a sombroro(sp?),and eat good food but avoid montezuma's revenge.
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#25
Get killed by drug hoarders? Oh wait, that's Columbia. OH SNAP

Get killed by gang members
or Try and sneak back into the US, see if you'd make it as an immigrant

*Note, I'm in no way racist against Mexicans or immigrants, just came to mind. It's be cool to see if the border is really as lax as it seems.

In more reality...
Surf
Eat A LOT
learn spanish moar
good stuff
Talk with hott mexican chicks
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#26
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mas tequila! es mucho gusto.

It's nice to meet?

Plan to enjoy Mexico

1. Get a gasmask to hide the odor.
2. Bring lots of bottled water
3. Bring 5 dollars(should last you the whole vacation)
4. Buy 5 cases of tequila(should cost 3 dollars)
5. Use remaining 2 dollars to get a Mexican hooker
alternate step 5. Use remaining 2 dollars to get massive amounts of narcotics
6. ??????
7. PROFIT!!!!!


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#27
Don't eat the candy. It's full of lead.
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