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so.....you have to do a book report......and you picked an easy and funny one.....and you didnt even read it.....now youre asking for help at the last minute?
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Why the hell wouldn't you read it? I hate reading, and I laughed my ass off reading that book.

It starts like this:
Read the damn book
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#12
So.

You picked the greatest book ever conceived in the history of mankind.

And you didn't even bother to read it?


Psh. Either stop being a lazy ass and read what needs to be read, or take your zero like a man.
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So.

You picked the greatest book ever conceived in the history of mankind.

And you didn't even bother to read it?


Psh. Either stop being a lazy ass and read what needs to be read, or take your zero like a man.

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I just did it because I needed an expository. I don't even have the book. My friend did it and he said it was pretty easy so I figured I'd do it.

oh, I've read the gay question chart thing. So I guess that's two pages


So, you picked a book that you don't even own/have access to and plan to write a report on it? Are you retarded?
#16
Seriously, that book is such an easy read, you could probably do it in a night. It's pretty entertaining as well.

Have fun with that report.
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I just did it because I needed an expository. I don't even have the book. My friend did it and he said it was pretty easy so I figured I'd do it.

oh, I've read the gay question chart thing. So I guess that's two pages

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If you were to pick a book to NOT read, WHY THIS ONE?
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#21
That book sucks, all he does is say the same thing he does on his show.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
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#22
Don't do it.
Take your zero.
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#23
I read it, but I won't tell you about it.

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#25
Are you serious? I read the entire book in less than 4 hours. Funny read, just some ranting. Most of it has been covered on his show. Will read again later.
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#26
I read it and it is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I don't say anything when people come into the pit with real problems(which doesn't make sense) but when some lazy high school kid comes in and demands info on a book he's decided to try and report on, one which he doesn't own or check out from the library and it's one of the easiest reads, I say, "good day sir!"
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#27
I read it around christmas time, but I don't remember the part that you're talking about. I was actually kinda disappointed by it, America: The Book was way better.
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