#1
Dammit! I have a 5 paragraph essay due in the morning. I completely forgot about, its on biology, and I don't understand it

The topic: "Why is biology important"

Where can I find an easy way out, because I cannot fail this!
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#2
lolpwnt.

Biology is every living creature. Every organism. Have fun.
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#4
If I call in sick - Instafail.
Darn it.
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It's the coming.
#5
C'mon. You're McLovin. You HAVE TO find a way out of it.
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#6

That sounds like the easiest essay ever.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#7
5 paragraphs is easy. I wrote a 5 page paper in two hours one night. Just suck it up and do it.
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#8
5 "paragraph" pfft what are you compaining about? What are you in yr 7? You have it easy. Just do it now or don't and lose like 5% and do it the next night.

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#9
5 paragraphs about why it's important to learn about life? Talk about penises.
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#10
McLovin will find a way!

*Runs up to teacher, thrusts pile of paper at her*

*Turns around to friends, triumphant look on his face*

"It's in!!!"

EDIT: FIVE PARAGRAPHS!?!? Dude that's an hours work MAXIMUM...
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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#11
Five Paragraphs? Pfft.

1. Look at wikipedia article.
2. Find answer.
3. Paraphrase.
4. Bullshit the rest.
#12
sounds you could talk about anything related to biology.. not that hard..

do cellular organisms
#13
I didn't see the 5 paragraph bit.

First paragraph: Introduce and list 3 points.

2nd - 4th: Talk about the three said points.

5th: Conclude.

Easy as pie... But not as tasty.
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#14
Lol, this guy is an expert on copy pasta.
Well thanks for the kind words of support
I shall remember this when I hand in the winning paper.
If I do it, I'm buying us all E-Beers!
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#15
if biology didnt exist NOTHING wouldent exsist. thats why its important.

You could do what i do! Bull**** 5 paragraphs then call it a night. And hope for the best.