#1
I've been trying to sleep for the past hour and haven't had any success. I'm up watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Home Improvement re runs. I need help!
#3
Step 1: Get off of UG
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#4
Have a warm glass of milk and lay down in bed. You'll fall asleep eventually.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#5
Ah..yes...the power of Will Smith's beauty. It does not let you sleep.

Just turn the TV off or run into a wall.
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#6
Lucky you, I HAVE to stay up untill 6am to make sure a 3 day old bleeding kitten doesn't die.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#7
rub one out to the internet millions infomercial
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#8
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Lucky you, I HAVE to stay up untill 6am to make sure a 3 day old bleeding kitten doesn't die.


Wasn't expecting an answer like that Hope that goes well for you.

I tried sleeping. I've never tried warm milk though... might give it a shot.
#9
Here's how you do it. Guaranteed sleep

1. jerk off
2. wash your hands
3. drink some warm milk with brown sugar and nutmeg. Throw in a splash of vanilla extract if you've got it.
4. eat a banana.
5. find a really boring book and start reading it.
6. sleepy time
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#10
Slap yourself in the face a few times as hard as you can. You'll be sleeping like a baby at the bottom of the sea.
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meh, I've listened to every radiohead album and honestly don't get what everyone loves about them.....


cause you're ****ing stupid

#11
Holy ****, I am also a victim of nick at night :-\ damn those entertaining sitcoms from the 90's
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For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"
#13
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why would you want to sleep when fresh prince is on?


i dont think it should even be an option anymore
#14
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why would you want to sleep when fresh prince is on?


maybe he's like me and has seen every episode so many times that it's now annoying. I was watching that **** when it was airing new episodes on NBC.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#15
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Holy ****, I am also a victim of nick at night :-\ damn those entertaining sitcoms from the 90's


Hell yeah! I'm not a fan of Roseanne though. And George Lopez is just alright. All the other ones are pretty awesome.
#16
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I'm up watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Home Improvement re runs. I need help!



wow you really do need help....

watch the soccer, that always puts me to sleep
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#17
Quote by civildp1
Here's how you do it. Guaranteed sleep

1. jerk off
2. wash your hands
3. drink some warm milk with brown sugar and nutmeg. Throw in a splash of vanilla extract if you've got it.
4. eat a banana.
5. find a really boring book and start reading it.
6. sleepy time


I have that milk concoction in the microwave right now! I think I put wayyy to much vanilla in it though ( Kinda slipped )
#19
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I have that milk concoction in the microwave right now! I think I put wayyy to much vanilla in it though ( Kinda slipped )


No worries, it'll only make it more effective, seeing as vanilla has alcohol in it.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#20
Sometimes lack of "masterbater" makes you stay awake

or what time of day do you wake up?

If you sleep at 3:00 and wake up at 12 then reset your biological clock.
Stay up a whole night don't sleep till 9 the next day.
or just sleep for 3-4 hours.
It's tough, but it's the best feeling in the world when you wake up with the sun rising.
#21
A small glass of Port before bed makes me sleepy too.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#22
Yea Roseanne was a let down, that was just recently they added that to the line up. However I love george lopez
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With boys it's like "here's an incredibly complex sport to learn with sophisticated rules and various interdependent roles to play in a social unit."

For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"
#24
Read until you get tired and then close your eyes
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