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#2
I don't even feel like giving this thread a dignified response.
I hate my username, it all happened in a rush


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#3
Because they want to do other things with their life, obviously. Not everyone has to play guitar.
#4
*Radar bleeps*
*Goes in for teh lulz*

bcoz they r fmale lol

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#7
Because they have much better things to do apart from bad spelling and grammar.
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#9
Because you touch yourself at night.


And have bad grammar.
Becuase not everyone wants to play guitar.
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#10
because they saw your spelling and grammar, were so shocked by it that they all went back to the kitchen where they belong.


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POMPEY PLAY UP!

#11
Quote by Minkaro
That's not important.

What I want to know is, why aren't drummers playing the guitar?

Or chefs.

Or actors.

Or taxi drivers.


Drummers are playing the guitar.

Im a drummer, and i play guitar

Johnny Depp plays guitar
#14
because they dont want to play guitar
maybe thats why
=O
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#15
this is lyk, trning nto a b@d spellink and gramnar thed yo
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#18
*Sigh.*

(That's as much of a response as I could manage before I facepalmed.)
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#23
i herd dat girls spnd 2 much tym wearin make up and stff thats why thy dont play guitar

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#24
Honestly, I tried learning. I failed.
Why do I then have an account on a site called ultimate-guitar? Eh. It's beyond me.
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#25
OMGz
lyk I no dud3z tht dnt ply!
Cr@zy!

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#28
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Seriously dude, I facepalmed as soon as I read the thread title.


I'm happy with my progress I no longer immediately facepalm when I'm met with unexpected fail/stupidity.

Now I have a five second delay period.

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quik quistion, r any of u girls??!


There are females on UG, but the site is largely male-dominated. Look for the users that have a lot of profile views, are generally worshiped, and stalked from afar, and you'll find UG's females.

Also, those words are spelled "quick," "question," "are," and "you."
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FUCK ROCKS!
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#30
Im a gurl bt I spnd 2 much tyme doin stff to plz men nd SHOPPING 2 ply gtr.
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#32
MayB it's becoz theyz iz too buzy haveing periods and lezbian secks dey carnt.



Seriously, grow up mate. It's like asking you if you gel your hair, or read a certain magazine, you either don't want to, or you don't have the money/time.
#35
i think most girls don't play guitar cause, they think it's just for guys...but it's not.
(trying to be truthful!)

SHIBBY!!
#36
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I'd guess the ones with "I am a girl" or "I am female" as user titles just might be.

10 + for you lol
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#38
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lul fack you zaro-hertman, u showvanist pig

gurlz can play watever dey wunt

ROCK ON!!!
#39
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lul fack you zaro-hertman, u showvanist pig

gurlz can play watever dey wunt

haha

no go fuk urself u prick im not a sowvanistasist u r. i h8 ppl lyk u my frend told me dey do nd if u hav a problum wiv dat thn speek 2 my frend nd he wuld beet u up

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Berserker.
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