#4
Omg

Well alright, who hasn't thought about using small animals as improvised oriental weapons?
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#5
Old, but funny nonetheless.
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#9



wow.

poor hedgehog
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#12
Dang man, that is the ultimate suicide post!

I would advise taking it down tho, FOTB ain't much fun tbh
#13
mh.666, enjoy your ban.
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#16
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Didn't quite work with the hamster...


What did you use it for? Hamsters make quite good nunchuks if tied properly.
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#18
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I just chucked it.

Now I'm gonna find me TWO hamsters.

And maybe tie a chincilla to a stick, make myself a mace.


How is chucking a hamster going to inflict any real damage?

It's all about the nunchucks man!

If you're gonna do a mace, atleast superglue a hedgehog on it.
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#19
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How is chucking a hamster going to inflict any real damage?

It's all about the nunchucks man!

If you're gonna do a mace, atleast superglue a hedgehog on it.


I was hoping the hamster was going to attach itself with it's teeth in a little russian ball of frenzied death.

Unfortunately it had a heart attack during delivery.
#20
They just don't build hamsters like they used to
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#21


wow, that's great!

did you happen to also read any of the other articles? apparently, a 600 lb cow supposedly walked off the edge of a 200ft cliff and crashed into the top of a moving minivan!
#25
this was also there

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A New Jersey woman's Toyota Camry last week suffered a sciurine kamikaze attack during which a flaming squirrel fell onto the vehicle, slid into the engine compartment and provoked an explosion which destroyed the parked vehicle, the Jersey Journal reports.

Lindsey Millar, 23, and bruv Tony, 22, were at home in Bayonne last Wednesday lunchtime when the incident occurred. The animal had apparently decided it was a really good move to chew through overhead powerlines directly above the motor, and was duly fried for its trouble.

Tony Millar explained: "The squirrel chewed through the wire, was set on fire, fell down directly to where the car was. The squirrel, on fire, slid into the engine compartment and blew up the car."

He added: "They're always coming around here, chewing through the garbage."

Ms Millar is apparently fully insured for incendiary squirrel strike, although her brother concluded: "It's something to laugh about once she has a new car. It's not funny yet."

As a rather poignant footnote, the Jersey Journal notes that the Millars' house is fully decked out in anticipation of Halloween, "complete with a tiny plastic tombstone on their front lawn". Tony Millar said the family "will consider dedicating the tombstone to the squirrel". ®
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#26
us NZers are creative...
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#28
Thats why New Zealand is incredibly awesome
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#29
lol that is soooooo 4chan....lol!!!
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#31
Hedgehog throwing NZer? Never herd of him!

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#32
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that is awesome

Dude its not ausome at all. ur an idoit
#36
It was dead when collected for evidence.....
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#39
Bless that brave pear kamikaze.....

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