#1
So i got that gay ass virus called "Trojan Horse"

I'm using "Trend Micro AntiVirus plus AntiSpyware" to scan my computer to do something


I'm just hoping the ****ing virus gets the hell out of my PC.


So any of you have this virus and how did you get it out?


Don't tell me to Google it, Because i Googled it and got this software, i just wanna know if anybody used a certain software that got this virus off their computer.
#2
Never EVER even consider Norton. I got a bad virus last summer, i had to get my whole hard drive wiped clean Porn, Music, Pics EVERYTHING... Still rebuilding my stockpiles of porn music and pics...
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#3
AVG

don't use any software it tells you too, often they are part of the virus, it happened to me a while back.
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#4
Trojan virus' are weak. Your program will zap it.
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#5
There are many viruses that are known as 'trojan horses', it's a type of virus. I had one and bought F-Secure to get rid of it.
I tried freeware before that, but none worked. If you want to try some nevertheless, you should look at Adaware, Spybot, Hijack This!......... and a bunch of others I cannot remember the names of now.
Good luck, you'll need it.

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AVG

don't use any software it tells you too, often they are part of the virus, it happened to me a while back.

+1, especially if it wants you to download 'malware bell'.
#6
Trojan Horses are backdoors.
All they do is allow the hacker to get into your pc and control it or gain info (that's how a lot of home pron and that stuff leaks to the internets).
But most of the times they just come with stuff that you download so don't worry.
Also, I'd install NOD32 if I were you. Best antivirus ever.
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#7
There's this one product that has never EVER EVER failed me.

It's called uncompromising cautiousness.

Google it
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#8
I have the latest AVG and half the time it tells me theres a virus and the other half of the time it asks me if i want to heal it.
#10
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There's this one product that has never EVER EVER failed me.

It's called uncompromising cautiousness.

Google it



nothing came up
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#11
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nothing came up

Hope to god that was a joke x)
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


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#13
I have a trojan right now too called Virtumonde, and I cant get rid of it. It just causes popups in internet explorer even while I'm using firefox, sometimes it sends me to spyware software sites and stuff like that and its really starting to piss me off. Tried removing it with my virus scanner program, and spybot, but it just doesn't go away.
#14
Quote by andyd93
Never EVER even consider Norton. I got a bad virus last summer, i had to get my whole hard drive wiped clean Porn, Music, Pics EVERYTHING... Still rebuilding my stockpiles of porn music and pics...



Why are you crossing out the word porn?
Its not a bannable offense to say the word.

Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, etc....

See?
#17
Quote by richiemokkiez
There's this one product that has never EVER EVER failed me.

It's called uncompromising cautiousness.

Google it

I did that and it gave me a virus
#19
Wait wait wait....He got a gay ass-virus?

Dude...
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

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...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

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#21
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Why are you crossing out the word porn?
Its not a bannable offense to say the word.

Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, etc....

See?

/facepalm
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#24
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#25
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Wait wait wait....He got a gay ass-virus?

Dude...

AAAAAIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSSS.
#26
wait

you got a gay ass virus????????????
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#27
Quote by whatamidoinhere
Wait wait wait....He got a gay ass-virus?

Dude...

Yeah, it's definitely a "back door" virus then.


On a serious note, (lol music pun) Spybot S&D, AVG, and then Google it.
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#28
Well i used the "Trend Micro AntiVirus plus AntiSpyware" and after like 3 hours of scanning it said theres no more threats, but I'm still gonna run "Spybot" and if no threats come up then I'm good
#30
ESET, or if you want free get AVG, Spybot won't do anything unless you buy it, same with most programs. They let you download it and scan but won't let you delete the files.
#31
Quote by 666_Pounder
....Spybot won't do anything unless you buy it, same with most programs. They let you download it and scan but won't let you delete the files.

No Spybot is totally free... they just accept donations.....But the bolded part is true.
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#34
Quote by -metalhead-
Why are you crossing out the word porn?
Its not a bannable offense to say the word.

Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, etc....

See?


I'm sure he's well aware

A good solution is to buy a mac
#35
Kappersky.

In before GET A MAC!


*Previous post*

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#36
Quote by bunit59
I have a trojan right now too called Virtumonde, and I cant get rid of it. It just causes popups in internet explorer even while I'm using firefox, sometimes it sends me to spyware software sites and stuff like that and its really starting to piss me off. Tried removing it with my virus scanner program, and spybot, but it just doesn't go away.


I work at the Geek Squad and this one is a pain in the ass to remove. We have a tool called Vundo fix that we have to run in Safe Mode to get rid of most of it. I'm not sure if that program is available to consumers though. Then we just run a bunch of scans and delete them with our own safe mode. It's pretty much booting to windows, but booted from CD. I think that it's based off of Bart PE.
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#37
Quote by bunit59
I have a trojan right now too called Virtumonde, and I cant get rid of it. It just causes popups in internet explorer even while I'm using firefox, sometimes it sends me to spyware software sites and stuff like that and its really starting to piss me off. Tried removing it with my virus scanner program, and spybot, but it just doesn't go away.

I sent you a PM to a link that will help you remove your problem.
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#38
Quote by lordofthefood1
I sent you a PM to a link that will help you remove your problem.


hey can you help me out with that too.


i have been cleaning my computer for days now and i stumbled across something called python22.anyone know what it is?i would google it but google isnt working on my computer because of the damn viruses.
#39
If Google isn't working, check your C:\Windows\System32\Drivers\Etc\Hosts file. Open it with textpad or notepad, or whatever text editor you use.
Remove all lines except for:
127.0.0.1 localhost
Download HiJack This, download Kaspersky Anti-Virus, download Process Guard. Run a log with HiJack This, google everything it finds and delete what google tells you could be harmful. Run Kaspersky Anti-Virus, do a scan. Use ProcessGuard to prevent the trojan from starting up after you find it, so that you can delete it without it being in use. Never failed me.