#1
In other word, compulsive lying.

How many of you do this?

Personally, I actually try to tell the truth as often as I can, but if you tell the truth in the correct way, you can make people think you said something else. In other words, I lie in implication, but not technically....

I should become a politician.

Anyway. I was wondering if other people did this.
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In other word, compulsive lying.

How many of you do this?

Personally, I actually try to tell the truth as often as I can, but if you tell the truth in the correct way, you can make people think you said something else. In other words, I lie in implication, but not technically....

I should become a politician.

Anyway. I was wondering if other people did this.


Based on what you have said, I refuse to believe this statement.
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#4
I want to know if people can become really good at lying... at like the age of 16 and be able to make up stories and sound totally sincere while telling them...

Obviously other people do this, because it's a known problem with people doing it....
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I want to know if people can become really good at lying... at like the age of 16 and be able to make up stories and sound totally sincere while telling them...

Obviously other people do this, because it's a known problem with people doing it....


I can, and I do for the funnies sometime, just to see the look on people's face.
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Haha awesome

I know this one person who I think lies all the time, but never say anything for risk of being bitched at...

It's pretty funny though listening to them when you know they are lying.

"I'm a black belt in karate, but got bored so I quit" the person being only 16, BULL **** ahaha
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Haha awesome


"I'm a black belt in karate, but got bored so I quit" the person being only 16, BULL **** ahaha



my cousin became a black-belt when he was 10
and he doesn't do karate anymore
so your statement is also bull****


EDIT: i lie all the time
but the thing about my cousin is true
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my cousin became a black-belt when he was 10
and he doesn't do karate anymore
so your statement is also bull****


You can't at a proper dojo.

I was talking the guy who ran one, I think you have to be around 17 or something to become a black belt.

Unless you brother went to some ****ty place who gave him one so he could look cool or whatever, I can't believe you.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but you're not supposed to be able to get one until a certain age.

You can also tell that a person did karate, just in the way they move and react to things, if they did it properly.

lol
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I want to know if people can become really good at lying... at like the age of 16 and be able to make up stories and sound totally sincere while telling them...

Obviously other people do this, because it's a known problem with people doing it....


I'm thirteen and an amazing writer.
Along with that ability I can make up the best lies/excuses for not having something like.. My homework.
They always believe.
And I've never told two seperate "truths", I always make sure everything fits together perfectly just in case.
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#14
I don't as much as I used to, i hope.
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I can lie, if I need to, but if I'm trying to play a joke on someone, I'm always found out. I just can't stop smiling.
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#18
No, but I used to when I was little.

I used to tell everyone I was the Prince of a planet called Metalon, and that I came to Earth when my planet was destroyed in hopes of rebuilding a place for my people.

I was totally serious when saying this stuff, too.

I got laughed at.
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My friend does and I sometimes suffer for it.

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#20
I've got this issue where I lie compulsively for no apparent reason.
Like, if my mom asks me what I had for dinner and I had pasta, I will automatically say "Rice," or something, even though there would be no consequence if I told the truth.
When it comes to major things, though, I'm very truthful.
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