#1
ok so i dint have anything planed today

walking down the hall i went to open a door and i riped the handle off
framed another kid for it got away with it and every1 thinks im on roids now
the kid even told the vp

then we had a giveaway and i won a ipod and a giftcard

o and this morning we had a earthquake

any other days like this???
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#3
Sorta. Today I didn't have anything planned. I was walking in the parkinglot and ripped off the door handle to my moms car. I blamed my brother. My mom believed me and thinks my little brother is on the roids. Then I won a Zune and some cash, and similarly to you, we had an earthquake this morning too.
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#4
That's pretty crazy ****.
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#8
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wow that same thing happened to me there must be a glitch in the Matrix


That happened to me also!
#9
This morning, I had a roast beef sandwich for breakfast, and then I took a really nice dump and went back to bed.

As you can see, my day has been fairly crazy, as well.
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#10
Well, i was walking into my house and i broke the doorknob. I blamed it on the dog and my mom believed it, but now everyone thinks i feed my dog roids. Then i won a Sansa mp3 player and a credit card. we had a flood today.
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#11
In grade 8, my friend (who was about 4'10" and 70 lbs) ripped the door off a cupboard in the science lab. Then someone was like "who, *insert name here*'s on sterioids!"
Then she went "If I was on steroids, I would sound like a MAN*"
*In a really deep voice.
It was pretty funny.
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#12
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This morning, I had a roast beef sandwich for breakfast, and then I took a really nice dump and went back to bed.

As you can see, my day has been fairly crazy, as well.


that made me lol
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#13
I got up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head

And yeah... that's pretty much all I did today. =/
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#14
I had the loaded steakhouse burger from burger king today, it has what I think is fauxtato, that's pretty crazy.
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