Hey Gang -

My name is Bryan and I'm new to this site. I'm a comedian in New York City, and a big fan of metal. Me and some other comics did a metal video parody, and I thought I'd share it.

A lot of metal bands in the 80s had songs about how hot underage girls are. Warrant had "Cherry Pie", Winger had "Seventeen" and Billy Idol had "Cradle of Love". Not to mention KISS's "Christine Sixteen"...

A little known band called Naughty Town, who released this song in the 80s...


I hope you like it!

That had me dying. Amazing. You get my seal of approval.
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