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I'm looking for the heaviest, angriest, blackest song that exists. A song that will smash your face into a bucket of dirty hypodermic needles and make you eat a human liver. A song too metal for Satan himself.

I feel like I should have at least one song like that in my iPod for when I'm really pissed off.
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some job for a cowboy may b?

cannibal corpse, even tho i don't like them that much
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#12
the only "heavy JFAC song is entombment of a machine.

try "towering flesh" by pig destroyer.

hard to download so try project playlist
#14
i would have thought some black/death metal?
its probably some rediculously obscure north european band. maybe.


or the rick roll
#15
Lateralus by Tool
its quiet at the start but its intense the rest of the way through.
good for being pissed the **** off
#17
Just look at some bands such as Behemoth, Kataklysm, Cannibal Corpse, Pantera (especially their Great Southern Trendkill album) Slayer, and stuff like that. Pretty much stuff that has been listed.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 <--This, definitely.

EDIT: Come on, you had to have seen it coming.
I find really old Underoath to be heavy enough for me though. Not the heaviest though.
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Lead Us and This is the War and especially What Colour is Your Blood by Vader always has my muscles tensed up and ready to beat the crap out of someone when I listen to them. The lyrical subjects and the rhythmic way the singer does them just gets me so well.
And Slaves Shall Serve, Conquer all and Decade of Therion by Behemoth also.

What colour is your blood
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This is The War
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Lead Us (I think this one is ****ing amazing. Awesome intro.)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=z71hD5opLoU

Theres already a link to Slaves Shall serve up there and this is conquer all
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#24
Take your pick:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XeIapWFxxqQ
Imperial Crystalline Entombment-Astral Frost Invocation

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDSSqAF-VdU
1349-Sculptured Flesh

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3VvP8jPmFGQ
Aeon-Soulburner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOHevjxw_vs
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Eh, I'm sure others will recommend more, but for now here is my list.
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#27
Grve Dancer by Pig Destroyer. Cool song, rly heavy, fast, raging song. Maybe Devilution by High on Fire. Warlord by Lair of the Minotaur. Old-skool punk, like the Descendants, is crazy fast, and most of it is really aggressive. Vendetta by Mike V. and the Rats is a perfect angry song, especially the lyrics.
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It's not really the heaviest song, but Demon of the Fall by Opeth is a good song to listen to while pissed off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrBrH5PZtcc
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well for just sound, try Meshuggah although their lyrics aren't that crazy

but try Cryptopsy or Cannibal Corpse for heavy death metal or Extreme grindcore with sick lyrics,

dimmu borgir and Behemoth are pretty crazy too
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#32
Lol at some answers like Tool and Pantera.
To the cannibal corpse posters: is that the only death metal band you know?

To TS: Look at the Brutal Death Metal genre.

Or check out Strapping Young Lad for good angry songs.
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#33
Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath is my default answer to the darkest most evil song, always.

As far as most violent i.e. beat the **** out of people song, I have to go with 5 Minutes Alone by Pantera, or maybe A Call for Blood by Hatebreed.

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EDIT: Also, Backbone by Gojira gets my blood pumping too.


EDIT 2: And I'm Bad Like Jesse James by John Lee Hooker and Who Do You Love by Bo Diddly are pretty badass too
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#34
Try some Meshuggah? I'm not too familiar with their music but from what I've heard you may want to look into them.
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I'm looking for the heaviest, angriest, blackest song that exists. A song that will smash your face into a bucket of dirty hypodermic needles and make you eat a human liver. A song too metal for Satan himself.

I feel like I should have at least one song like that in my iPod for when I'm really pissed off.

So tell us what you chose as the heaviest, angriest song, k?
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the only "heavy JFAC song is entombment of a machine.

try "towering flesh" by pig destroyer.

hard to download so try project playlist

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Shonen Knife, they're the ****ing heaviest band in all of Japan. Like a ****ing elephant they're so heavy. **** man, I gained some weight just talking about them.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 <--This, definitely.

EDIT: Come on, you had to have seen it coming.
I find really old Underoath to be heavy enough for me though. Not the heaviest though.

The Act Of Depression through Cries of the Past UnderOath is awesome. The heaviest in my library is probably something b Job For A Cowboy. Maybe some Napalm Death?
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#39
anything by NILE

IE:
Anihilation of the Wicked, LAshed to the Slave Stick, Essential Salts, Ithyphallic, Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve its Possesor Against Attacks From He Who is in the Water.

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Shonen Knife, they're the ****ing heaviest band in all of Japan. Like a ****ing elephant they're so heavy. **** man, I gained some weight just talking about them.

DAMN MAN! That's one brutal band. Check out the intro drum solo in this song. It makes Cryptopsy drumming look weak in comparison.

edit: damn it the song is stuck in my head
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