#1
Allright Pit, I've gotta tell this story...

I've got this friend who has an insane attachment to being a "Super Stoner"

He quit smoking for the longest time, and says he's gonna quit again, but has yet to.
Every single weekend he goes out, Get whacked and comes back Monday to tell the stories.
But that's not the problem
The problems would be...

-Thinks "Pitching In" is $5. Expects to be in on every joint.
-Gets annoyingly stoned. Not even a little funny, just the most annoying kid ever, and later denies it, saying everyone else was worse off then him
-Is on the Sketch all the time. You could be in a windowless room in a house in the middle of nowhere, and he still thinks he's gonna get busted. Ruins it because he's whining and dragging other kids out
-Takes bitch-hits (As in... *Inhale... COUGH-COUGH-SPUTTER-VOMIT*)
-Greens out easily (And all over the place)
-Thinks he's some sort of "Super-Stoner". Has a cocky attitude towards it, and thinks he can smoke the most dope out of everyone, yet passed out cold after ONE hotknife.

I just realised this belongs in the Drug Thread.
Let the flaming pour in
I know the Pit's not a personal blog

But this pisses me off to no extent.
Mostly because I had to quit because of certain circumstances, and all Monday I've gotta listen to this crap

Anyone got any advice? Swift kick in the balls? Take him down a peg?
Anything, Really
#2
Rape, give him AIDS/dick in a box... wait no.... Dick in his mouth!!=AIDS
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#3
Give him PCP.
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#5
kill his family, then say "... oh gutted, guess you can't smoke now, you gotta pay for your families funeral"
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#6
get him addicted to meth for the lols.

no thats horrible. i kid.
but maybe
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#8
Quote by Bubban
Give him PCP.


This.

Although right now, I'm that annoying stoned kid. Er... maybe I'm just a stoned kid.
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#9
Ditch that bitch man, if he's annoying and everyone thinks so, no one is forcing you guys to chill with him. And I know what you mean with the $5 thing, damn moochers.
#13
Quote by Exteme_Conflict
Since when does pot smoking induce vomiting??

When you drink a flask of Jack, Apparently.

That's it. He smoked some dope, drank the flask, and heaved it up all over the floor of the mall

I spent 5 Hours smoking from a Bong, Then binge drank 2 cases of booze and passed out (Which is moderatley acceptable) and apparently I'm the bitch
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Quote by Jake-1125
When you drink a flask of Jack, Apparently.

That's it. He smoked some dope, drank the flask, and heaved it up all over the floor of the mall

I spent 5 Hours smoking from a Bong, Then binge drank 2 cases of booze and passed out (Which is moderatley acceptable) and apparently I'm the bitch


Wait a second... isn't a case 24 cans?

so... 48 cans? If that's the case....

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh............
#17
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Wait a second... isn't a case 24 cans?

so... 48 cans? If that's the case....

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh............

Fack, I don't know what I'm talking about

Allright, It was 2 boxes of 12 Beers each (Bottled)
So 24 in All, And I gave away maybe 6
That makes 18
Plus the Corona and the 2 Keiths
Makes 21

Iz Can Dooozs Math
#18
about that....

48 cans of 355ml each is like 16 liters of fluid, or in simple terms, A ****ING LOT OF LIQUID. umm yyyeeeeaaaahhhhh

But yeah, just dump that friend man...

edit: ty for clearing that up. I can do most of the math anyways.
#19
Quote by lateraluspiral
get him addicted to meth for the lols.



Sooooo this

Seriously

Either that or rape him next time he starts vomiting
Just grab him, turn him around, and start throttling
No one will ever fuck with you too
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#20
Well, Time to be honest...
This is all a Guesstimate. There's bunches of things from that night I don't remember, and there's pictures to proved they happend.
This is assuming no one stole any or I just forgot they existed.
But there were 2 boxes! I know that!

Point being, I had a nap, and I felt better after, too.
He threw up, and says Throwing up is better then Nap-Time

I'm not gonna dump him, 'Cause honestly, he's a good friend. It's only recently he's been pissing me off. Up until the weekend I got my ass busted the agreement between a couple of us was that we were just gonna tell him we smoked it all anyways.

Oh, and to add...
Is also wayyy to fond of Drug lingo, and forces it into everyday conversation.
words like "On The Shake" and such
#21
Just give him some pcp and fuck with him.
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#22
Ahh, so many of those. Which is one of the reasons I quit. I also have to take a piss test.. Which was the main factor. But on point, this kid here also passed out after TWO hot knife hits, when he came to he was still high. Then when the phone rang he just started flipping out, like his parents knew where he was.
I was so high at the time, I was just laughing my ass off at his silly annoying..ness.
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