#1
so me and my gf constantly talk about it and were ready, just we dont really have opportunities to do it. so when one does pop up, (no pun intended) were makin out on the bed, take clothes off, and do i keep a dome peice in pocket on slip er on and that's it?
#6
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#7
omg this is the lowest point of the pit

just **** her idiot

but very important if she says no or is green stop
#8
oh noz u ahve it all wrong, liek when im makin out with her, i knwo i dont just sya "hey lets have sex" know wat i mean?
#9





this man is retarded.
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#10
Easy. You don't. People with bad grammar don't get sex.
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#11
just pull out the condom and raise your eyebrows seductively...


...then hit her with a frying pan
#14
just say " hey gurl let me wet my currot"-(slang for carrot/ weewee)
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#18
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omg this is the lowest point of the pit

just **** her idiot

but very important if she says no or is green stop



okay, this post is very confusing to me... explain this:

if she's is green down there, why would you have to stop? why in the world would you start?

maybe its just me, i dunno...
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#19
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okay, this post is very confusing to me... explain this:

if she's is green down there, why would you have to stop? why in the world would you start?

maybe its just me, i dunno...


Fungus FTW?

It has to be someone's fetish.
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#21
"are you on the pill?"
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#22
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Fungus FTW?

It has to be someone's fetish.


Hell yeah, fungus ftw

Its all soft and squishy


Just make out a bit, get naked, slip on a condom, and start having sex

chloroform usually helps
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Lets have a sexy partay!


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#23
What you have to do is go to her father and sing the lyrics " i wanna **** your daughter, in her underdeveloped vagina!" to the tune of his favorite song. then sex will come
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#24
Quote by Danjoe34
just pull out the condom and raise your eyebrows seductively...


...then hit her with a frying pan

#25
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What you have to do is go to her father and sing the lyrics " i wanna **** your daughter, in her underdeveloped vagina!" to the tune of his favorite song. then sex will come


yeah, when he rapes you
O.o

Lets have a sexy partay!


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#27
when you guys are making out and such, stop for a second and ask her if she wants to go further, if she does, then bang her. easy as.

sex thread if you need more help.
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