#1
I've got spring allergies and I'm blowing my nose every 5 minutes and it's pissing me off.
What drugs can you give me?!
Calritin doesn't do jack **** and the Decongestant makes me drowsy.
#3
Shove some tampons up in there.
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#4
Take 7 or 8 benadryl, that'l fix you right up.


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#5
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Shove some tampons up in there.


lol.......... u seem to have the best advice bubban.......... even tho i dont see how it would solve his problems.........
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yea but i want something that works


Take larger quantities of it then
#10
Zyrtec
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#11
5 full strength Vicodins should clear it up, followed by a pint of vodka. Of course you will be dead, but your nose will not be running.
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#12
I think Dallergy is a good medicine, but its prescription, so...if your doc thinks you need it, then ask him for it.
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#13
Piriton. or just ask a medicine counter assisant for any non-drowsy antihistamines.
#14
just get allergy shots.

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5 full strength Vicodins should clear it up, followed by a pint of vodka. Of course you will be dead, but your nose will not be running.


That's survivable, hydrocodone isn't that strong, but the mixture of acetaminophen and alcohol will wreak havoc on your liver.
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#16
im in the same predicament...im allergic to my cat. i used to never be, but everytime i come home from college, he gets in my face and i get a stuffy nose. too bad the pharmacy is closed right now...
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