#1
You've all had it... That moment of clarity when you are extremely drunk. You know exactly what you are going to do and how you are gonna do it. The next day, the seemingly great idea, turns out wasn't so great.

I had a moment of clarity on the booze at my friends house once. Everybody were smashed off their faces and dancing. I suddenly thought of a seemingly fail-safe idea for getting a girl that evening. Somehow I reached the conclusion that if I ran onto the dancefloor and did a backflip, the girls would be so impressed they would be over me. Without much more thought I did it and the result was an dislocated shoulder.

Idea = Not so Great

So UG tell us about your excellent ideas and plans when you've been drunk!
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#2
I figured that if i drank enough, I would be able to pretend I was a pirate and get away with trying to swing around on my clothesline.
Oh the joy of having an 18th.
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#7
Hmmm... seems I am tanked now... so maybe this is a bad idea?
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#9
I didn't have it, my friend had it:
So, he said if you flew around the world backwards...you'd go back in time, because of all the changing timezones.

Then, he went on to explain how is house was in the east. Where the sun sets.
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#10
i had it tonight, and beat up my lead singer.. prolly wont be good tommorow but eh atleast i tried
#11
I thought, in a moment of genius, that it'd be fun to scrape all the powder off like 40 sparklers and set the lot on fire.

I had the sense to say 'but we'll need a container so it doesn't spread through the whole house'.

Ultimate idiot solution: One aluminum pie tray, there's no way that won't hold the fire, right?

WRONG...matches were struck, fires were started, and now my best mate is missing about a square meter of his living room carpet.

Oddly enough his parents weren't angry because they were getting tiles the next week.

Dodged a bullet there...
This water's dark and coldGod's not where you hopedThis moment come and goneIt's time we all moved on
#12
Quote by Shredder XXX
I thought, in a moment of genius, that it'd be fun to scrape all the powder off like 40 sparklers and set the lot on fire.

I had the sense to say 'but we'll need a container so it doesn't spread through the whole house'.

Ultimate idiot solution: One aluminum pie tray, there's no way that won't hold the fire, right?

WRONG...matches were struck, fires were started, and now my best mate is missing about a square meter of his living room carpet.

Oddly enough his parents weren't angry because they were getting tiles the next week.

Dodged a bullet there...


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Gibson ES-335
Peavy Classic 30
#13
my moment of clarity was to have a shower. . . woke up on the kitchen floor, and when i went for a piss, the bathroom didn't have any carpet.
#15
Quote by Shredder XXX
I thought, in a moment of genius, that it'd be fun to scrape all the powder off like 40 sparklers and set the lot on fire.

I had the sense to say 'but we'll need a container so it doesn't spread through the whole house'.

Ultimate idiot solution: One aluminum pie tray, there's no way that won't hold the fire, right?

WRONG...matches were struck, fires were started, and now my best mate is missing about a square meter of his living room carpet.

Oddly enough his parents weren't angry because they were getting tiles the next week.

Dodged a bullet there...


Why the hell would you do that inside?
#16
I realized after I was drunk that shooting people in the chest repeatedly is not a good idea after all.
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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