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Ok so this is how it goes I looked in the search bar and nothing like this came up so what have you ever said to someone then regretted or made you feel bad or something like that it can be a saying a joke or anything for example I once said a rape joke to someone and they ran away crying my friend then told me she was raped as a little girl oh **** anyway do tell your ones
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One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

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#2
Like everything i ever say, even this post!
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#6
Most things I say. I have an incredible talent for saying exactly the wrong thing to people.
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#7
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Most things I say. I have an incredible talent for saying exactly the wrong thing to people.

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I'm the same way.Almost everything I say is either wrong or everyone takes it the wrong way.
#8
"I do"
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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#10
Not me, but yesterday my mum, aunt, and young cousin were in London, and were walking along Lambeth, and my mum said to my young cousing "There's a song about this place, you know" and my aunt proceeded to sing "The Lambeth Walk", just as a man with a very strong limp walked ahead of them.

He turned around and glared.
#11
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"I do"



You're totally ****ed if your wife finds out you use this site.


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#12
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I used to report every thread in the pit the first week I was here. I kinda regret that.



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#13
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You're totally ****ed if your wife finds out you use this site.



She quite often reads over my shoulder while I'm here. She likes to laugh too.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#14
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Most things I say. I have an incredible talent for saying exactly the wrong thing to people.

Me too.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#15
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Snitches get stitches!

Snatches get stretches!

EDIT: Don't ask me why I posted this, it's the first thing that came to my mind. I've probably watched too much porn over the years.
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'I've had better'
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#17
Mmmm, I love the whites and I hate the darker,black ones.


I was talking about chocolate.
#18
Sure, advanced chemistry sounds fun.

(note to readers it wasn't. chemistry=epic fail)
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I ated them all.
#19
well this girl around here that I knew commited suicide awhile back. and this girl who I was kind of into, had this rope around her hand, and asked "do you like my bracelet?" jokingly, and I'm "Yeah, what is that the rope you plan on lynching yourself with later?" (we joke like this all the time.) I immedaitly upon finishing said "OHHH ****K, I really shouldnt have said that" (the girl had killed herself by hanging.) The girl didnt mind luckily, and noone else heard apparently..
#22
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Called my now ex-girlfriend a "****ing **** bitch". No regrets though .


Then don't post n00b.

Let's see....I said a lot of things I regret so I can't remember one.
#23
well yesterday we were at relay for life at my school, which is this huge all night event to raise money for cancer research, and i was standing with my friends by some tents. and there was a tent that was about 5ft X 5ft, room for one person, set up next to a tent that was about 20ft X 30ft, it was a ****ing tent mansion lol. and i was like "that would suck if this was my tent, having to be next to these guys all night" and kicked the little tent. there was a pause and my friend dylan goes "you just kicked my tent..." i felt bad lol.
#25
girl scouts: "would you care to donate to operation thin mint"
ME:"so does this involve any real thin mints or if i donate do i just get screwed over and have no thin mints?"
them: "no....We are"
me: " then fuck that"
them: "but we are sending girl scout cookies to dying soldiers in iraq, would you say that to them"
me: "..... yes......"
#26
"my sister was better..."

i don't have a sister
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#27
Once my friends were talking about Chuck Norris' penis (don't ask) and I was about to say "Wow, that put a bad image in my head" but I was thinking about the horrible taste in my mouth and said "Wow, that put a bad image in my mouth."

Long awkward silence.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

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#29
"Well if you think you're fat, why don't you get off your arse and do something about it rather than just moan all the time?"

Mistake.
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#30
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"Well if you think you're fat, why don't you get off your arse and do something about it rather than just moan all the time?"

Mistake.



did the fat person sit on you then?

when i was about 7 years old i was in a fruit and veg shop with my grandfather, and i had just heard the phrase "have sex" on the tele the other night. so when one of the female employees asked me if i would like to try some fruit, i said, "Are you trying to have sex?"

then they all laughed at me and i was so embarrassed. i have never forgotten it to this day (obviously).
Does anyone remember laughter?

Manuel, please try to understand before one of us DIES.

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#31
I told one of my co-workers that they should buy a fathers day pen for their dad and she said "My dad is dead" and he really is so I felt really bad
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#32
I always seem to say the wrong thing at exactly the right time.

I'm so socially awkward.
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#33
I told my girlfriend "education first"
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#34
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"I love you"


first thing i thought when i saw this thread, good job velly69


but if there was anything else, it'd probably be "Sorry, but I was just saying that she has a better ass than you..."

she hit me

but it's cool, i learned from that mistake
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#35
I can't remember exactly, but I once sent a very 'loving' sms to a girl once.

Up until this day, thinking of that sole SMS or the ones before it to her, make me vomit.
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#36
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I can't remember exactly, but I once sent a very 'loving' sms to a girl once.

Up until this day, thinking of that sole SMS or the ones before it to her, make me vomit.


YOU FOOL!
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#37
ha ha I seem to say the wrong thing to everyone not even on purpose, when Im joking it always seems like I offend people lol
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#38
this girl told me to honestly tell her how she looked...


i said "fat" at that time i didnt know that even under the "honesty" condition, you never tell her she looks fat haha
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#39
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Ok so this is how it goes I looked in the search bar and nothing like this came up so what have you ever said to someone then regretted or made you feel bad or something like that it can be a saying a joke or anything for example I once said a rape joke to someone and they ran away crying my friend then told me she was raped as a little girl oh **** anyway do tell your ones

Well, I regret reading this. No punctuation at all!
#40
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this girl told me to honestly tell her how she looked...


i said "fat" at that time i didnt know that even under the "honesty" condition, you never tell her she looks fat haha


when they say "honest" they MEAN "tell me how i look but exagerrate on the good parts if you ever want to get laid in this town again"
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