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#1
My mom's gonna make me audition for a church band that sucks balls (I know I heard them). And for my audition, should I shred, or play something acoustic. And if they ask how I play so fast, I'm gonna tell them I sold my soul to the devil.
#4
Play Slayer.
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



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#6
Play Slayer.
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#7
Play Slayer.
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#14
So what happens if you play a kick ass solo and then get denied?

Like, you're stood there waiting for them to say "How d'you play so fast?" but instead, they say; "Dude, sorry but you're really not good enough to be in the church band... sorry"

That'd be harsh
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#15
ok how about dont intentionaly embarass the hell out of your mom....and play slayer
just so i dont have to edit every post i make, let me clarify something I CANT TYPE WELL....thanks
#19
I'd go for The Cult- Slayer
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#22
Play "Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It 'til After Marriage" by See You Next Tuseday


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#24
Which one? Should I play cult, Spirit in black, or (yes, duh) raining blood.

hahaha wan't expecting that, were you )
#29
I'm thinking Cult, Disciple or South of Heaven by Slayer.
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#30
play Slayer

or say you can sing , and play an "original" song thats just banging on the stings randomly and screaming in the most satanic voice you could make. that'll give them a nice scare
#32
Play something awesome that christians will like.
Not Slayer!
GOODBYE BLUE SKY
#33
I'm gonna break all the rules here and suggest something very different. How about... um... Slayer?
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#35
In all seriousness, if you have like a kick ass rack wah or something, play God Send Death. Or if you aren't that way inclined Angel Of Death maybe. Or Disciple as mentioned above. I'm a big fan of God Hates Us All...
#37
Play Nine Inch Nails or go to hell.
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#38
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Play something awesome that christians will like.
Not Slayer!


Funny thing is, Tom Araya is catholic.
#39
Do you think those self rightous hyprocatical b******* will even know what slayer is, except te fact that it kick the s*** out of all that emo christian crap they like?


oh no... I think I went a little too far there...
#40
Quote by Crazymike100
Do you think those self rightous hyprocatical b******* will even know what slayer is, except te fact that it kick the s*** out of all that emo christian crap they like?


oh no... I think I went a little too far there...


What the fuck is your problem?

I'm not going to even start on what's wrong with that sentence.
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