#1
Well last night was the school dance, and I stayed home and ate ice cream and watched porno then called my friends after it had ended and asked them if they got laid, when they said "No" I laughed and told them about my night, then told them how they were going to go home unfulfilled, but I, being so damn cool, was ALREADY HOME and had fulfilled myself!

I think thats pretty damn cool too say so myself.
Dean Z-X Fund: $50 out of $200 (25%)

My Gear:
Guitar: Schecter C-1 Elite
Amp: B-52 ST-6012
Pedals/Other: BOSS Dynamic Wah, BOSS Metal Zone MT-2

Massive Failure
#2
masturbation over friends? that's........awesome.
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#3
I once had an epic guitar battle with Jimi Hendrix's soul. It lasted four days and was so epic that when we tried to record it ever apparatus just broke from the sheer force of rock surrounding us. Oh and I won. Yeah it was pretty cool.
BROCCOLIS
I ated them all.
#4
Quote by theking182
masturbation over friends? that's........awesome.

Don't forget the Ice Cream.
Dean Z-X Fund: $50 out of $200 (25%)

My Gear:
Guitar: Schecter C-1 Elite
Amp: B-52 ST-6012
Pedals/Other: BOSS Dynamic Wah, BOSS Metal Zone MT-2

Massive Failure
#8
So you wanked by yourself and then bragged about it because your friends are virgins?

The coolometer is reading 10 megafonzies!
#9
I ate maltesers....Tasty AND adventurous.
Quote by GodofGuitar1991
you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
#10
Quote by Massive Failure
Don't forget the Ice Cream.

Oh yeah i forgot about tha--Now hang on just one minute here!!!! *checks thread title* masturbation??.....ice cream????.......cool stuff that you've...done????........fulfillment...... .................
OH SHI---
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#11
Quote by Waff
Your user name is highly appropriate!


Do you realize how many times I have heard that?
Dean Z-X Fund: $50 out of $200 (25%)

My Gear:
Guitar: Schecter C-1 Elite
Amp: B-52 ST-6012
Pedals/Other: BOSS Dynamic Wah, BOSS Metal Zone MT-2

Massive Failure
#12
Quote by theking182
Oh yeah i forgot about tha--Now hang on just one minute here!!!! *checks thread title* masturbation??.....ice cream????.......cool stuff that you've...done????........fulfillment...... .................

Once I drank 3 Red Bulls then went to sleep.
Dean Z-X Fund: $50 out of $200 (25%)

My Gear:
Guitar: Schecter C-1 Elite
Amp: B-52 ST-6012
Pedals/Other: BOSS Dynamic Wah, BOSS Metal Zone MT-2

Massive Failure
#13
Quote by Waff
Your user name is highly appropriate!


haha

+3
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#14
Quote by Waff
Your user name is highly appropriate!




+4
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#15
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#16
Quote by Massive Failure
Well last night was the school dance, and I stayed home and ate ice cream and watched porno then called my friends after it had ended and asked them if they got laid, when they said "No" I laughed and told them about my night, then told them how they were going to go home unfulfilled, but I, being so damn cool, was ALREADY HOME and had fulfilled myself!

I think thats pretty damn cool too say so myself.


You know you could of tried to get some muff at the dance and if that was a 'Massive Failure' then you could always just run home crying about it and have a wank.
#18
Quote by theking182
Oh yeah i forgot about tha--Now hang on just one minute here!!!! *checks thread title* masturbation??.....ice cream????.......cool stuff that you've...done????........fulfillment...... .................
OH SHI---


Penis in ice "cream?"
Win.
#19
Quote by Garb
Penis in ice "cream?"
Win.

hah, i didn't even notice it like that
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#20
i caught a malteser that someone threw from 30 yards away in my mouth.

Randomly said 5,4,3,2,1 and when i said zero, at that moment the school bell went.
#21
I've petted a giraffe...

<.<

>.>
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

-George Carlin
#22
I smoked weed while listening to "straight outta compton". Thats pretty ****ing gangsta by my standards.
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#25
I tried to lick a metal post in the dead of winter. There was blood everywhere. It was pretty cool.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#27
i climbed on top of a bus shelter and waited for victims to jump down and scare. That was a fun afternoon.
DISTRACTION
#30
Quote by Hammerzeit
i caught a malteser that someone threw from 30 yards away in my mouth.

Randomly said 5,4,3,2,1 and when i said zero, at that moment the school bell went.



*bows down*