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#1
so today i was cutting some wood up with the chainsaw and all the logs were in a huge pile. ranging from 1'' in diameter to 12''. so i was cutting one and a log about 1 1/2'' rolled down and hit the bottom of the saw and flew up and hit me square in the chin. it was pouring blood so no one was home and my mom is a secretary in a doctors office and i called her to see what i should do cause i got blood all over the place. she told me to go to the hospital cause its right down the road but i dont have my liscence so i got a cotton rag and cut it into a squaer and duck taped it closed to my face the best i could. still havent been to the doctor. how long do you think it should be before i can take it off and its healed a little? has this happened to you guys?
#4
Go to a doctor. Now.


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#6
Go to a doc.

**** your license, when they see your head bleeding profusely, they won't give a damn.
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#7
GO TO THE MOTHER****ING HOSPITLE. Dude, thats an excuse even if you dont have your lisence yet.
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I cut my face with chainsaws all the time, you just need to man up.


+1, It's how most people shave, that guy's such a pussy
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#11
pics?

lol sorry it had to come from somewhere, but no go to a doctor... now! =]
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#12
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so today i was cutting some wood up with the chainsaw and all the logs were in a huge pile. ranging from 1'' in diameter to 12''. so i was cutting one and a log about 1 1/2'' rolled down and hit the bottom of the saw and flew up and hit me square in the chin. it was pouring blood so no one was home and my mom is a secretary in a doctors office and i called her to see what i should do cause i got blood all over the place. she told me to go to the hospital cause its right down the road but i dont have my liscence so i got a cotton rag and cut it into a squaer and duck taped it closed to my face the best i could. still havent been to the doctor. how long do you think it should be before i can take it off and its healed a little? has this happened to you guys?

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#15
Get a doctor moron.
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+1, It's how most people shave, that guy's such a pussy


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#19
I thought this invovled losing a finger, oh well.

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#20



You haven't been to the doctor's, you've posted in the pit about it and we don't even get a fucking picture?

I refuse to believe this bullshit until I see some pictures.
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#21
best thing to do would be


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or go to hospital you mook
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#22
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#24
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I cut my face with chainsaws all the time, you just need to man up.

pussy i normally shoot my self...

we really need a docter in the pit XDDD
theres allways people asking for one...so...
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I think he died.
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#27
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so today i was cutting some wood up with the chainsaw and all the logs were in a huge pile. ranging from 1'' in diameter to 12''.



Why are you cutting 1 inch logs with a chainsaw?
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#28
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Why are you cutting 1 inch logs with a chainsaw?

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#29
+1 to pics or it didnt happen.

But seriously, go to the hospital!
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#31
should've done a barrel roll, ya ditz.
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#32
haha. yea so an answer to all the questions.
#1-what was i doing cutting logs 1'' in diam.
well im not going to stop and break them or get a bow saw. chainsaws were made to cut stuff.
#2- did i ever learn to walk as a kid
well by 'down the road' is really about 20 minute drive but i live out in the middle of nowhere so everything is down the road.
#3- living in said middle of nowhere, there is no high speed fancy internet. leaving me with only dial up. do you think i even have a camera if im using a chainsaw in mid spring for firewood? no. i do not have a camera. i can draw a pic and mail it to you but thats about it.
#33
I would probably recommend going to see a doctor. However, seeing as this is The Pit I demand pictures, and I also demand that you continue being stupid so that a few of us can be entertained.

Seriously though, it would be best to walk down to the doctors if it is just down the road. If it's really far...get your neighbour to drive you? If you don't have your license yet you probably shouldn't be driving, but if you know how to well enough and there aren't many cops in your area I think you would probably be okay seeing as this situation is kinda urgent.
#34
Dude..... if it's only down the road why not just walk to the hospital o . o
Please don't tell me you're THAT lazy.

your story has flaws, I agree with 'pics or it didn't happen' <. <

EDIT: a 20 minute drive is nothing man... i still say walk there.
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#35
There was a guy over here who lived in some village. He was sitting on a tree and started to chainsaw the branch. Unluckily for him, he was holding the chainsaw underneath the branch, and, upon sawing through the branch, not only fell off the tree, but sliced through his head.

He isn't around any longer, or so I hear.
#36
You pussy, sew it together with a ****ing needle! You don't need no doctor.

But seriously, get in that damn car and drive to the hospital. Screw your licence!
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#37
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You pussy, sew it together with a ****ing needle! You don't need no doctor.

But seriously, get in that damn car and drive to the hospital. Screw your licence!

um......so i should or shouldnt go??? i dont think i have any needles. i do have a staplegun though...
#38
The important thing about cutting wood is that you have to be smarter than what you're working with. I've used chainsaws before, and I kinda didn't have to learn the hard way that you're supposed to be careful with them.

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um......so i should or shouldnt go??? i dont think i have any needles. i do have a staplegun though...

Stapling yourself in the face would probably make matters worse.

Go to the hospital! You probably just need stitches, disinfectant, and a bandage. Go get it taken care of before you get an infection. Also, don't break any traffic laws on the way there, and you won't get pulled over, which means no one will know you're driving without a license.
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#39
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um......so i should or shouldnt go??? i dont think i have any needles. i do have a staplegun though...

Staple your balls to a table then run to the hospital.
#40
use the staple gun pussy
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