#3
pillaging? seriously?

EDIT: fap.. whoever takes the longest to bust a nut wins
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#5
Punching each other in the testicles.

That's manly.
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#6
Make sure you don't choose a country that invaded tibet for the host of the event.
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#7
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Make sure you don't choose a country that invaded tibet for the host of the event.


Oh no you di-ent!

#9
Cut your head off like that one guy did.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#10
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pillaging? seriously?

EDIT: fap.. whoever takes the longest to bust a nut wins




i was about to put that
#11
Lion wrestling
Tiger herding
Elephant Seal Sumo Wresting
Gorilla Boxing

...

Hippo Jousting.
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#12
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It's like the Olympics of manly activities.

I need some ideas for events. Like chopping down trees, ripping phone books in half, pillaging, the works.

Rip trees in half!

Or seriously, arm-wrestling? I don't actually have anything good.
#14
Quote by Sol9989
Lion wrestling
Tiger herding
Elephant Seal Sumo Wresting
Gorilla Boxing

...

Hippo Jousting.


That, I think, is the greatest idea since Mr. and Mrs. Petrucci decided to conceive.
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#15
Beer can crushing (on your forehead), see who can get a boner the fastest (with pants on, and no porn), etc.

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I wonder if his kids got his superpowers...

I wish he was my dad..
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#16
water drinking
eating pizzas
swimming rivers
walking miles
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#19
Watch BME Pain Olympics for some epic ideas.
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#21
Tabasco sauce drinking competition. Wasabi sniffing competition.
Seeing who can eat the most spoon fulls of cinnamon.
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#22
beer chugging
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#23
chain eating competition
bear blasting
hump-catting
brick wall headbutting
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#24
mud wrestling
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#25
cut off your dicks
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#26
Toe stubbing competition
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#29
Burping contest
Farting contest
Bench pressing contest
MOD contest (The one who goes the longest without ****ing or wanking wins)
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#30
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chain eating competition
bear blasting
hump-catting

brick wall headbutting




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#32
Raping the women and wasting the men!

10 points for whoever gets that.


Seriously, barrel/tree trunk throwing. Nothing more manly.

Or you could try log rolling in a lake or something.