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Let's see something worse shall we.
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#7
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#8


*waits for mr cool ice to make an appearance*
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
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#13
What happened to that thread with the kid who tattooed himself? He was scared that his mom would find out. Does anyone remember that? That was an epic fail.
"He can dance if he wants too, he can leave his friends behind..."


Quote by Tsucchi
Because nothing is sexier than a man with a mouth full of crayons.
#14
My friend just got a tattoo of the master sword from zelda on his arm. It's ****ing awesome.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#16
That might be the funniest thing in the world! ^
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#18
Quote by diminishedtobme


If its porn, Ill remove it.


OMFG!

Imagine the tattoo artist who had to do that?

"So what do you want?"

"I want two giant penises and two gay mermen with one jacking the other off"
#21
Dean Z-X Fund: $50 out of $200 (25%)

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Guitar: Schecter C-1 Elite
Amp: B-52 ST-6012
Pedals/Other: BOSS Dynamic Wah, BOSS Metal Zone MT-2

Massive Failure
#22
my brother is getting the dixie girls, both of them mirrored under his belly button. yaknow, the girls laying back you see on mudflaps and stuff? 5 bucks says at least 4 brits google it.
#25
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#27
Dean Z-X Fund: $50 out of $200 (25%)

My Gear:
Guitar: Schecter C-1 Elite
Amp: B-52 ST-6012
Pedals/Other: BOSS Dynamic Wah, BOSS Metal Zone MT-2

Massive Failure
#28
Quote by metal4life592

winner.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#32
Quote by metal4life592

Omg... lmao

Actually made my jaw drop
Posted By Joth
BassyJoey has a sweet toosh!
#34


Hey mom! Check out what I had done!
Quote by Hpda5121
im not a racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people

Quote by the dave
yeah man I put my hand up their skirt and pick em up like a six pack

Quote by Death_switch
mr bill0ws is right
#35
Quote by craig_shaw_uk
i googled it lol....before i even got to the bit where it says that you bet

hahah wow. and ur british too!!! dam im good. yea i did actually laugh and my mom was like wtf mate?
#36
Quote by Cjb Scotland
This one takes the cake aswell.


It WOULD take the cake, but that guy's probably eaten it already.
#37
I tried to get "Mississippi" tattooed on my penis... The artist couldnt fit it... now it says "Miss"
#38
I've got one on my penis that says, "Wendy" when flacid, and when erect, it says, "Welcome to England, my name is James, I hope you have a pleasant stay."

I'm super hxc


#39
Quote by metal4life592



I recent memory I cannot recall lol'ing that hard
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
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