#1
Yeah...we were at Wal-mart and his mom calls him. He tells us that we need to leave, so we go home like "zomgwtf?"

It turns out that he had been selling his parents stuff for money. He made up this HUGE lie about joining the Navy and everyone believed him. He said he was gonna pay back all his debts with the Navy wages... I don't know what he sold, or where he spent any of the money, but he owes me like 100 bucks and he owes my friend over $1k.

Anyway, he just got owned by teh popo, and he got what he deserved, even though hes my friend.

Good story? Y/N?
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N. Why did he get owned by teh popoz?
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N.


just as I predicted!! muahahahaha!
But rly he did go to jail...lol.
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N. Why did he get owned by teh popoz?


cuz his parents called the cops on him. Thats when we were in Wal-Mart. His mom was like
"the police are coming to pick you up" I think.
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no... you told it badly..

were you there when he got arrested?

is he notorious for drug doings?

are his parents rich and he has loads of bad ass things to sell... or are they poor and hes selling stuff like microwave/tv?
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I thought he was selling his parents stuff?
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cuz his parents called the cops on him. Thats when we were in Wal-Mart. His mom was like
"the police are coming to pick you up" I think.

So his parents called the police on him cuz he was pretending to be in the navy?
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no... you told it badly..

were you there when he got arrested?

is he notorious for drug doings?

are his parents rich and he has loads of bad ass things to sell... or are they poor and hes selling stuff like microwave/tv?


No, but my friend and I were later informed where he was cuz we were there with him.
I have no idea what the hell he could sell...He just moved into a new house tho.
He sold my friends ps2+2 controllers+20 games about a year ago thats why he owes him 1k.

And hes clean as far as I can tell. He is always calling one of us to hang out so I don't know when he would have time to do drugs let alone spend any money.
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I thought he was selling his parents stuff?


if thats to me... thats what i meant... not like HE has bad ass sh|t to sell...

like his PARENTS bad ass stainless silver chess set :roll:
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N. why did your friend loan him one thousand dollars? thats just dumb...
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So his parents called the police on him cuz he was pretending to be in the navy?


no that was just a lie on the side so we would have faith that he could repay all the debts he owes.

His parents called the police on him cuz he was stealing their stuff and selling it...
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if thats to me... thats what i meant... not like HE has bad ass sh|t to sell...

like his PARENTS bad ass stainless silver chess set :roll:

No it was to TS. I'm guessing he just borrowed a ton of money from you and your other friend as well. That's kind of sad his own parents turned him in though.
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if thats to me... thats what i meant... not like HE has bad ass sh|t to sell...

like his PARENTS bad ass stainless silver chess set :roll:

no dude, he thinks you meant that he was selling the stuff "to" his parents. you worded the story all weird

EDIT: nvm, i totally misunderstood you.

and the guy talking about the gerbils pretty much summed up what i understood from the first time i read the story too.
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What?

I'm ****ing lost...
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#20
Instead of sending him to jail they should have actually made him join the Navy. Then everybody gets their money back and no one gets ass raped.
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#22
N.
Fail.


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Instead of sending him to jail they should have actually made him join the Navy. Then everybody gets their money back and no one gets ass raped.


It's the navy...

I think youve made a mistake there...
I've been here since '04.

#23
background story----

He will call either my friend and/or I to hang out. We usually end up going out to eat or spending money in some form or fashion. He conveniently never has any money, so one of us lets him borrow like 5 bucks or w/e.

This happend on and off for about 3 years. I eventually stopped lending him stuff thats why he owes me only $100. My friend didnt stop tho and let him borrow other things such as a ps2, lots of books and games, a TV, about 10 dvds, + all the cash we had lent him. He totaled it out to about $1000. My friend swore he would pay back every cent and we (being idiots) beleived him.

about 4 months ago he started spreading the rumor that he was joining the Navy. It worked exactly how he wanted it to because everyone was like "alright military service will help you pull yourself together", plus he said he would pay everyone back.

As it turns out, it was all a lie, and he had been treating his parents just like my other friend (borrowing **** then selling it, mooching off for cash whenever possible, etc...)

His parents found out, called the police, and there you have it.
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It's the navy...

I think youve made a mistake there...


/win
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is he a druggy?

Whats he need so much money forrr?! :/


Thats the thing...

No one has any ****ing idea what he used the money for.
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It's the navy...

I think youve made a mistake there...


Ohh yes, now I see


Ask him?
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Thats the thing...

No one has any ****ing idea what he used the money for.

Well, I guess we'll wait and find out, huh?
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