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#2
I'm going to say,

no

they're not
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#5
I don't think energy drinks do that, but enjoy your sterility, nonetheless.
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#8
im pretty sure that you've mistaken your energy drink for a tank of gasoline.


it's pretty difficult to tell the difference, they look and smell and taste the same
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#9
yes. that is their purpose.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#10
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im pretty sure that you've mistaken your energy drink for a tank of gasoline.


it's pretty difficult to tell the difference, they look and smell and taste the same



You've tasted gasoline?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#11
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You've tasted gasoline?

fine, 2/3
_b l/ink youreyes /1 for yes 2 fo_r n o
#12
Are you sure you didn't hit yourself in the nuts in a fit of extreme hyper?
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#13
I'm gonna go ahead and say no, there is no drink out there that was designed to make your balls hurt. it doesn't seem useful in any way, and marketing it would be a nightmare.

did you REALLY consider that maybe the drink was supposed to make your balls hurt, and thought it likely enough to feel the need to ask the pit???
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#14
A conspiracy is up guys, let'S jack off one last time bveforeour race get eliminated by a sub-alien woofer :P.
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#16
Not sure, but I think it happened to me once, so don't worry.
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There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
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I'm getting blown away.
#19
Yes, they can.

Energy drinks increase your heart rate for long periods of time and essentially replicate the effects of having a hard on without finishing off. aka blue balls.
#20
Um....no. What did you drink?

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#21
Yes, energy drinks are designed to make your balls hurt.
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#23
The synthesized bull sperm in the energy drinks must be having a war with your real sperm.

Good luck!
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#24
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Um....no. What did you drink?



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#25
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Are you sure you didn't hit yourself in the nuts in a fit of extreme hyper?


don't know why, but but i loled.
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#28
I've drunk a few Monsters or Full Throttles in my day, but I never experienced pain in my balls.
#29
It happened to me once, but that was because I went hyperactive and kicked myself in the dick.
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#30
Quote by lefthandman9876
anyone else here tried 24 energy drink?



it actually says "gives you the power of jack baur"

we drink it at band practise :P



yes I do!

I even made a thread about it!
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


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#32
Yes, yes the purpose of energy drinks is to make your testicles hurt.

Haven't you seen the advertising? How could you possibly not know that that's what they are supposed to do?
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#34
Energy Drink is full of caffiene(sp?) and I think caffiene either makes more sperm or kills sperm (not sure)
That's the reason your balls hurt.
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#36
Caffeine kills the little men. GO RUN TO A DOCTOR NOW BEFORE THEIR ALL DEAD!

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#38
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#40
Quote by lefthandman9876
anyone else here tried 24 energy drink?



it actually says "gives you the power of jack baur"

we drink it at band practise :P

Oh god, I was in Tesco with a friend many months ago and saw a can of that.
We found it hilarious for some reason and took pictures in manly poses with our 24: the official drink.
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