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#1
Right.

I have no doubt this has been done a million times before, but I am NOT typing "sex" into the search bar of the pit because it would basically bring up every single thread that has ever been posted here, on any completely related, and unlrelated subject.

And so, I have had conversations with various comrades, and the result is inconclusive, but I personalyl cant help feeling that sex is WAY overrated.
Its pretty damn good, but.... I really think that i could quite comfortably not do it again....
at a push.

Thoughts?
Please dont let this thread meander down a lowly path of loneliness and self harm.
because if you do not reply, that is what will become of this stubborn creature.

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#4
im a bit of an addict... i like sex a lot, and i dont think its overrated.
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#5
maybe my experiences are based on poor performing ladies...
can you blame the girl for bad sex?
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#6
sex thread?

and as children we survived without sex (hell, some do into adulthood) so yea i have to say it is quite highly over-rated as alll you are doing is sticking your dick in a woman
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#7
TS that's exactly how i feel. It's great, but it is overrated. When I did it for the first time, it wasn't as amazing as everyone else said it was.
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#8
Depends how long it goes for, and who the person is. I mean, your not going to enjoy sex with a fat black hooker, but your going to love a 6 hour ****-a-thon with somebody you adore.
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#9
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so yea i have to say it is quite highly over-rated as alll you are doing is sticking your dick in a woman


i think i know where i went wrong
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#10
"The sex that I'm not having" seems the obvious answer.
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#12
as with most things in life, it's not what you are doing that dictates whether it is fun or not, it is who you are doing it with.
#14
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"The sex that I'm not having" seems the obvious answer.


ahaha, yes, tis a bit of a lean spell.
but the whole point is, i dont miss it X[
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#15
Clearly you've never had sex with me.
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#17
I have no interest in casual sex. I think it would be boring, a bit bland. I mean, seen one, ya seen 'em all, y'know? Depending on my mood, I'd rather masturbate.
I don't "make love," but having sex with someone I care about is an amazing thing that's really not overrated.
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#18
Quote by fire within
sex thread?

and as children we survived without sex (hell, some do into adulthood) so yea i have to say it is quite highly over-rated as alll you are doing is sticking your dick in a woman


I saw a documentary about virgins. This guy was close to 30 and had never gotten laid, he lived with his mom, and before he went out for once his mom told him to be careful and wear protection.

Something tells me the guy had pretty low self-esteem, and I would have that aswell if I never got laid.
#19
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Clearly you've never had sex with me.

I have, but you weren't there.
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#20
better than a punch in the face. how dare you complain about sex!
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#21
Immensely over-rated. I really dont think sex is as good as people make it out to be, its good, but its not super-awesome.
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#22
Have the people who are saying it's overrated ever considered that it may be because they are crap at it?
#23
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Have the people who are saying it's overrated ever considered that it may be because they are crap at it?


Yes.
But i prefer to put that factor aside, and blame the female species.

If all females were males, we wouldnt have this problem X[
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#24
Different moods, different women, different places = different sexual experiences. Some are great, some are mediocre.
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#25
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Yes.
But i prefer to put that factor aside, and blame the female species.

If all females were males, we wouldnt have this problem X[

But then there were would only be gay sex. And I'd rather take overrated normal sex over gay sex.
#26
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But then there were would only be gay sex. And I'd rather take overrated normal sex over gay sex.


we could take the vaginas off the women and install them on men.
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#27
I don't know if 'over-rated' is the right term, more 'over-sold', in that almost every advert, etc., seems to suggest that the only real goal of everything you do is getting laid at the end of it, buying a car, insurance, mobile phone, deodorant, etc. Which is a bit silly really, and not really very true.
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#28
No, it's not overrated.

You're doing it wrong, you're doing it with someone you don't care about, or you've never done it and this is a cover-up.

Next time some gorgeous woman who loves sex wants to chat you up, just send her my way, I'll take her off your hands ok? Just doing you a favour.
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#30
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Sigging... because out of context (or in) that's awesome.


*sexes Zana*
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I can now officially say, sex with paolio is not overrated. Best e-sex I've ever had....


#31
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Clearly you've never had sex with me.


I'm willing to put that to the test.


Never had it; let alone a relationship.

It's like, I'm with friends, we walk into a shop, look at Page 3 of teh newspaper. And they say, "Would you do her?!".

I'm like. "Ugh..." >_> "...No?"
#32
Its ****ing awesome for awhile but I think it gets overrated after a few months of regular banging of the same girl, 6 months of banging different girls.
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#33
how do you install a vagina?
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Man it feels just like anal sex, I think; I'm still a virgin

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#35
Sex is great, but it's very very overrated.
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#36
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how do you install a vagina?



Men are just people who cant install a vagina
#37
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Men are just people who cant install a vagina


eesh, if i got a penny for every time i heard that...
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#39
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Sex I could do without.


Making love to a woman I love? No fuvking way.


this.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#40
You're doing it wrong/not very well. Find a partner to explore
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