#1
So I just took a big dump, and some of my turds were really really dark colored, one was even black.

As we all know, black is the color of death.

And poop is your bodies waste, your body gets rid of it.

So if I could rid myself of black poop and black= death, then that means I got rid of death out of my body.

Does this mean that I can't have death if i got it out of me? I will live forever now?

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The only way I can prove it is to try to die and see the results, but that sounds like too big of a risk to test a theory.

I'm asking YOU what you think about this before I try to test out my theory.
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Last edited by yellowshirtguy at Apr 20, 2008,
#3
This is in the top 10 most retarded things I've ever read on internet.

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#4
Quote by Doppelgänger
No. POOP= People Order Our Patties.




I was thinking that this thread had to do with that.
#6
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No. POOP= People Order Our Patties.


No, thats what the letters of Poop mean. I'm talking about this specific poop.
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If you want to get really technical about it..

1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


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#9
Pics or it didn't happen.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#10
Even if by some miracle you're right, and you become immortal, eventually someone will find out that you are and kill you out of jealousy.

Just cause you can't die naturally doesn't mean you can't be killed.
#11
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No. POOP= People Order Our Patties.


lol spongebob
#14
it means you should call your doctor... cause my mate got drunk on friday and ended up in AnE and the doc sed... if you poop is black call the doctor
#15
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I don't give a damn about your turds....

Can't you see the big picture?

ITS MORE THAN JUST TURDS!!!
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1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


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#16
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people with large sig's are clearly compensating for something.
#18
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No..... I'm still scarred from the last time..... Bad memories
#21
Quote by rockinlespaul
Yep. Black turd means internal bleeding. Dead serious.


I guess that means my theory is the opposite of immortal than huh?
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If you want to get really technical about it..

1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


UG POKER
#22
See ts, all I wanted to do is spend some quality time in the pit, talking about this and that, maybe have a good laugh. But know that I've read the OP, I think I'll just go to sleep.

I'm logging off, bye.
#23
Drink pepto-bismol, i think that turns your poo black.
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#24
Quote by rockinlespaul
Yep. Black turd means internal bleeding. Dead serious.


I will stick to the excess iron theorey, because my dad might have prostate cancer, and they've been injecting him with iron. If he was bleeding internally, the poop would be black from the iron.
#25
just a question, TS, what are you smoking?
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#26
no it means u've got the black death!
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#28
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So I just took a big dump...

::leaves::
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#29
no black turd means you have drank alot of guinness

if you drink guinness all night on a night out the next day youll drop a big black steamer, nothing to do with blood.