#1
So, the other day, I was fingering my virgin girlfriend...

I ended up breaking her hymen.

All good, right?

Right.

Until I realized that, I had a fresh cut on my finger, from earlier that day.

So like... her blood, on my cut....=bad thing?

Or no.
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#2
You now have AIDS.

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#3
Congratulations. You now have AIDS

EDIT - Oh ffs, if i did not type congratualtions i would not have been beaten. Twat
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#4
no problem unless she already had one
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#6
Any exchange of bodily fluids = risk of infection. If she's a virgin you're not going to get an STD though!

(If I have understood this correctly.)
#8
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Any exchange of bodily fluids = risk of infection. If she's a virgin then you're not going to get an STD though!

Some are hereditary...
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#9
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#10
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I ended up breaking her hymen.

um, ouch?
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#11
Examples please? I thought that's why they were called sexually transmitted...

Edit: oh and I forgot about the whole 'toilet seat' thing. Never mind.
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#12
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and you can get them from stuff other than sex

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#13
I like how we all just accept his Gf must have been dirty and AIDs infected already
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um, ouch?



Its meant to the first time something goes up there
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#20
Dude...let's be honest here. She's a virgin....but she can still have stuff if she's had oral sex performed on her//fingered from somebody who was infected with herpes or something. You probably, almost certainly, do not have AIDs...cause that just wouldn't make sense cause you would just know if she had AIDs. You COULD have other STDs like herpes and such. Is it possible? Yes. Is it likely? No. I was pretty scared about two weeks ago, and I actually went and got tested. Results came back just fine. For a week, all I honestly did was come home, research STDs, and tell my GF to go away until she gets tested. Just relax...if you're scared, go get tested at a *Free* Clinic (Planned Parenthood)...you can give them your cell number, and your parents will never know. You're probably fine. Just don't take my word on that....if your package turns green...don't blame me
#21
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Examples please? I thought that's why they were called sexually transmitted...

Edit: oh and I forgot about the whole 'toilet seat' thing. Never mind.

Gonorrhea

And Aids

Both can be passed from mother to infant.
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#22
Ask if shes been sexually active prior to being with you( you dont need to have actual sex with someone to get a disease), if she wasnt, dont worry. If she was, maybe you should get tested. You'll probably be fine. If ya ever finger a chick again, use fingers which arent cut, or put a condom on ur fingers(sounds silly, but seriously).
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#23
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#24
Oral sex can also lead to STDs being transmitted, especially if she swallows.

I'd say look up the symptoms of the major STDs, and if you're worried about it, go talk to a doctor.
#25
STD's arent spread just by sex. I cant remember the names of any, but some can be passed on by women (normally mother to daughter) quite easily.

However, most STD's can actually be treated, some with just one off pills, others with prescriptions. Theres even a cure for aids, even though its not curently available as they have to research side effects etc. (this will take many years no doubt)
#26
Just ask her if she might have anything, though the chance of her getting something without having sex is pretty small and the chance of you actually catching something even if she is infected isn't huge either, I'd say you're in the clear. If she inherited something she'd probably know about it since it's usually the more major diseases that are actually passed on.
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#27
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Its meant to the first time something goes up there

Wow… sorry, Not so “educated” in the “female anatomy” or any other anatomy… or anything else for that matter…

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#31
dude, why are you worrying about sti's... you touched a girl... you have cooties
#32
We all expected two answers to this but I have only heard one... Teh Aids.
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#33
Quote by Roythebattousai
So, the other day, I was fingering my virgin girlfriend...

I ended up breaking her hymen.

All good, right?

Right.

Until I realized that, I had a fresh cut on my finger, from earlier that day.

So like... her blood, on my cut....=bad thing?

Or no.

WHAT YOU SHATTERED YOUR GF'S HYMEN LIKE THE DEATHSTAR
#34
Is there actually NO sexual health education in America? Or, wherever "VA' is?
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#37
thats funny... actually a time when someone could have gotten AIDS.

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#38
hymen=No sex

No sex=No STD's

No STD's= Sexy time niiice
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#39
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Is there actually NO sexual health education in America? Or, wherever "VA' is?


doubt it, i once read online (and this was serious) a girl saying she had had sex with her previous boyfriend, but if she waited and let her hymen grow back would she be a virgin again

UNLESS YOUR HYMEN CAN TIME TRAVEL; no