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#1
I think we've all brought our guitars into the bathroom with us while taking a ****. When I use to have a portable, black and white tv, I'd take that in there and watch it, for 15 minutes or so. Maybe that qualifies for strange. But the strangest thing I have done, was, well, you know when you get really horny for no apparent reason, well that happened to me while on the toilet. I had a ****ing boner like hell, So I got some toilet paper, imagined my 8th grade teacher, she was ****ing hot, and jerked it like no tomorrow. God, that was one of the best and sickest jerk sessions ever. So, do share any strange encounters while on the toilet.
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#2
I've never pooped with my guitar, nor do I plan to. I usually just go in, take 5 or less minutes, and leave. Is there really a necessity to do anything besides maybe read something?
#3
I played "Layla" by Eric Clapton on my Strat once when I was in there for awhile.
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#4
... you mean you've only done that once. i got really drunk one time ended up trying to use toilet paper as a condom.
#5
I havent done any of the things you've said in your post.

The strangest thing i've done while taking a shit was probably taking a shit.
#6
I haven't, the wall is on the left hand side, so I'd have to vertical play, and then there's the washing hands without getting the guitar wet situation to deal with.
#7
no ones played pokemon?
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read is the strangest thing iv done
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#10
ur a ****in idiot man
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no ones played pokemon?



aw man, you dont even know

when i was younger i used to sit on the ****ter and sort out my pokemon cards by like all kinds of catagories: type, power, evolution and ****

ya i whip out the acoustic on the toilet occasionally too, usually one by metallica and then i wipe
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#12
Apparently, the strangest thing I have done while ****ting is incidentally pissing.

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#13
Played guitar, shaved, done homework, fapped, talked on the phone ect.

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#14
I play solitaire on my phone, always trying to beat my own high scores.
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#15
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I had a ****ing boner like hell, So I got some toilet paper, imagined my 8th grade teacher, she was ****ing hot, and jerked it like no tomorrow. God, that was one of the best and sickest jerk sessions ever.



dude thats just sick. i text people or play tetris on my phone while i crap...not jack off to my 8th grade teacher u have some issues
#16
Uh...Shit?
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#17
I was talking on the phone while pissing standing up one time

I also do homework while pooping.
#18
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#20
Erm...I haven't took my guitar in the toilet. It seems strange. Weird taking a crap in the woods though. I was only 2 minutes away from a supermarket but I forget they had a toilet so SQUEAK there it was, ****ting in the woods.
#21
An intense game of Battleshits.
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#22
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Ah, toilet paper!


Good pun!
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#23
Fast double bass drumming.
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Fast double bass drumming.



dude u should put a drum set up to ur toilet and practice drums while you crap how sick would that be
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no ones played pokemon?


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#27
i did $hit on a hill once. yep. i'd been walking for a while and was about 7 miles from civilisation, unless you count a road as civilisation. but nobody had driven down the road in over 5 hours so i didn't xpect anyone to. so i took my pants off and took a ginormous dump on the road when i heard gravel crunching and i turned around and saw a van full of hot chicks laughing at me. i was very sad.
#28
I used to watch the DVDs that come with audio CDs on a portable DVD player that I had, but it broke.

I also do my homework while ****ting.
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#35
isnt it weird to think about it that everyone poops?
i mean think about it:
parents, teachers, presidents, famous people, even the hottest chick youve ever seen
they all poop

its jsut weird to think about for me
#36
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isnt it weird to think about it that everyone poops?
i mean think about it:
parents, teachers, presidents, famous people, even the hottest chick youve ever seen
they all poop

its jsut weird to think about for me


No, no one poops except me. I'm the only one allowed to poop.
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#39
my most bizarre pooping habits are either playing guitar, or sitting there pretending i'm being interviewed about my band just before a big concert on a radio show, music tv show, etc. yep, i talk to myself while i poop.
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#40
Nothing really weird I play video games (hand helds) listen to my mp3 or read. My bathrooms too small to play guitar.
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