#1
my girlfriend doesnt like having sex, she doesnt like giving blowjobs, and handjobs are totally lame. does anyone know of any pills or something i can slip her that will make her ridiculusly horny?? getting her drunk doesnt work either.
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#4
Get a new girlfriend.
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#5
Quote by speedoman03
my girlfriend doesnt like having sex, she doesnt like giving blowjobs, and handjobs are totally lame. does anyone know of any pills or something i can slip her that will make her ridiculusly horny?? getting her drunk doesnt work either.


Well shes obviously not really into that stuff yet, take it slower she will one day dw man. And the key is you HAVE TO MAKE her horny, not force it.
And people will tell you to take this to the sex thread, but dont, as you will only have 15 year old who worry about the size of their penis.
#6
Quote by speedoman03
my girlfriend doesnt like having sex, she doesnt like giving blowjobs, and handjobs are totally lame. does anyone know of any pills or something i can slip her that will make her ridiculusly horny?? getting her drunk doesnt work either.
slip her a ...


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#8
eat her out. She might be a bit more open to doing stuff after you get her off.
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#10
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You want to give her a pill so you can have sex with her?

Thats equal to spiting her drink,

Which is equal to rape,

You want to rape your girlfriend?



He's got a point....

I mean, obviously you aren't attractive enough
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#13
day-um son, if yo girl don' wanna be all ova ur p3n0r, den wat is teh purpose KNOW WUT AH'M SAYIN'??

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#14
maybe you're just bad at sex and she doesn't wanne be honest with you haha
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#16
Quote by civildp1
eat her out. She might be a bit more open to doing stuff after you get her off.

American Pie FTW.


Surprise butt secks? Or slip her the Waikiki sneaky between the cheeky.
#18
whats wrong with a girl having standards? i admire her for putting up with a jackass like you and not giving into it, so many girls now are messing up their selves just so that they can become appealing to ignorant people like you, if you want someone that will do, date someone else, if its really that important. or heres a crazy thought, why not just wait. wait untill she is ready, if physicallness is that important to you, you have bigger problems than your girlfriend not putting out.
#19
well i was gonna ask you and your girls age but then i saw that you are in college, therefore, dump her and find a sane one.
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#20
it's not rape if you yell suprise.
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#21
Jesus Christ you fail TS. You're an ass.
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#22
Quote by speedoman03
my girlfriend doesnt like having sex, she doesnt like giving blowjobs, and handjobs are totally lame. does anyone know of any pills or something i can slip her that will make her ridiculusly horny?? getting her drunk doesnt work either.

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What are you, 10?
#25
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Haha... your girlfriend is a lezbo, dude.



I never thought of that.
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I remember that


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#26
Quote by speedoman03
my girlfriend doesnt like having sex, she doesnt like giving blowjobs, and handjobs are totally lame. does anyone know of any pills or something i can slip her that will make her ridiculusly horny?? getting her drunk doesnt work either.


Ur kidding right, u should even have a gf if u treat women like that. U fail at life, DIE THREAD
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"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"
#27
Seriously... I see this playing out three ways, TS:

A) She's a snatch licker.

B) You're doing it wrong.

or, my favorite and the most likely situation:

C) She's an infant.