#1
..the band Primus! And i would say that they are awesome in nearly every way, would anyone agree? I just bought the album Tales From The Punchbowl, its really good and the first song - Professor Nutbutters House of Treats, is the best ive heard.
Does anyone know of any really good primus songs? Also, anyone that plays bass on here, does your style have any similarities to Les Claypools?
#3
I have seen Primus live.

I have seen Les Claypool's solo band live.

I have Les Claypool's autograph.

Be jealous.

Oh, and I'm sure there's a specific Primus thread in the B&A forums that you should probably use instead TS.
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#4
You will regret your username.
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#7
You should head to the bass guitar section, they pretty much worship Claypool over there.
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#16
pork soda is pretty rad cd, TS.

the first time i heard it, i thought "what the hell is this weird crap?"

then it grew on me.


..so now I think to myself "what the hell is this weirdly amazing awesomeness?"
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#17
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I have seen Primus live.

I have seen Les Claypool's solo band live.

I have Les Claypool's autograph.

Be jealous.

Oh, and I'm sure there's a specific Primus thread in the B&A forums that you should probably use instead TS.


*sobs*

i hate you
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#20
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Ok, why would i regret my username, i put a considerable 40 seconds into thinking of it

Because if you 'recently discovered' Primus, you do not know enough of their stuff, and might eventually hate them. When this happens:

You will regret your username.
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#21
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GTFO


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#22
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Primus sucks!



unless cliff burton, posting from beyond the friggin grave, shut your dirty mouth
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#23
Primus Sucks.

Shake Hands With Beef, The Antipop, Electric Uncle Sam, Jerry Was A Racecar Driver, John The Fisherman, Lacquer Head, Fisticuffs, Mr Krinkle, The Air Is Getting Slippery, Winona's Big Brown Beaver and Tommy The Cat are my favourites.

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#24
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Because if you 'recently discovered' Primus, you do not know enough of their stuff, and might eventually hate them. When this happens:

You will regret your username.

Nah, its a user name i dont care too much, i just use it so i can post stuff on here, its not the user name that matters too much. I have other random primus songs too
#26
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...

PRIMUS SUCKS!

As much as I do like Primus, Les Claypool can be a pretty sloppy player at times.


This is true, but he's still awesome
#27
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GTFO


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#28
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unless cliff burton, posting from beyond the friggin grave, shut your dirty mouth


Please...

Primus Sucks is a thing said by Primus fans. Noob.

PRIMUS SUCKS!1z
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#30
Primus Sucks!

Get Sailing The Seas Of Cheese - God damn kick ass album!

My favourtie is the Brown Album though, Fisticuffs, Shake Hands With Beef, Over The Falls..... awesome.
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