Poll: What does UG like on their bread?
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View poll results: What does UG like on their bread?
Butter
10 19%
Jelly
4 8%
Peanut Butter
4 8%
Semen
9 17%
Fecal Matter
9 17%
Other
16 31%
Voters: 52.
#5
Your mum.

Lulz, how original.

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#6
chicken & mayo,
chicken, bacon & mayo
or fecal matter...
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#7
Butter, Jelly, Peanut Butter, Peanut Butter AND jelly, damn, man, I'm that hard core.
Jesus sometimes I wish I weren't just so metal that I killed you and everyone you cared about through sheer brutality. But what can a guy do with toast this awesome, you know?
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#8
Butter, and NOT margarine, I'm also a pretty plain person sometimes when it comes to food
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#9

We are happy little Vegemite's, as happy as can be.
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea.

With margarine.

Edit:
Or.
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t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

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#11
Quote by t3gan

We are happy little Vegemite's, as happy as can be.
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea.

With margarine.

Edit:
Or.


Lol, australians
#12
Johnny Depp.
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#13
Strawberry jam.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#14
I usually go for human babies filled with my sperm, but when I can't get any of those i'll use menstrual blood.
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#15
i think i missed something

i wake up this morning, and there's like 6 threads on Bread

Its like zombies all over again
MYSPACE
MYUG

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#16
Why is there no Johnny Depp option?
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#17
Cheese.
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