Poll: which one came first
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Sliced bread
8 42%
Sliced meat
11 58%
Voters: 19.
#2
No idea mate. Probably what happened was someone invented the food-seperating method of slicing, and then it was applied to both media.
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#3
I believe that the method was perfected on bread, before being put to the test on animals, as the screeching noises they made were terrible.

It was then realised that the process would work better if the animals were killed first, but by then, bread had paved the way for other foodstuffs to follow.
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#4
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I believe that the method was perfected on bread, before being put to the test on animals, as the screeching noises they made were terrible.

It was then realised that the process would work better if the animals were killed first, but by then, bread had paved the way for other foodstuffs to follow.


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#6
it woulda had to be meat

im sure neanderthols(sp?) got sick of tearing chucks of flesh off with their teeth
so the slicing idea might have started there ^^

Bread wasnt created till many years later
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