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#1
so, im now really pissed off at one guy for making most of my school hate me, and just generally pissing me off.

whats the cruelest, harshest, most extreme way of getting revenge on this arsehole?

P.S i dont have any moral objections to anything.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#3
google electric retard and replicate any of the scenarios depicted there.

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#4
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kill him

EDIT: I will not be held responsible for any deaths that take place.

And then rape his corpse in front of his parents
#5
You could feed him his parents and make radiohead take the piss out of him?
#6
i want him to live through it and hate himself......and burzum rock!!

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#7
copy and paste his face onto goatse, print it off in the school libary, and put it all around school
#8
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#9
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You could feed him his parents and make radiohead take the piss out of him?

Thanks for the originality there Cartman
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#10
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copy and paste his face onto goatse, print it off in the school libary, and put it all around school



hmm......everybody pretty much has seen goatse...maybe something less common will work tho, thanks!

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#11
Quote by griffRG7321
copy and paste his face onto goatse, print it off in the school libary, and put it all around school

There is no face on goatse...
Have a bunch of angry black men anal rape his family.
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#12
Kill his family while he sleeps, then cut off their faces and hang them on the wall, so that when he wakes up and finds he has no limbs, he can only stare at his dead family's faces.


That happened to me once.
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#13
put some "Love Mayonaisse" in his sandwhich.

"Love Mayo" = Semen (sp?)
#14
Once, a mate texted a girl i was seein askin if he could lick chocolate of her *which was a bit strange seein as he barely knew her* so i decided on a lil revenge..
basically, empty half a bottle of aftershave... fill it back up with piss.. take it out with ya and accidently spill his beer in his jacket... hand him the aftershave *for some reason, he didnt ask WHY i carried it with me* and just sit back and enjoy the show! Funniest part was when he began rubbin it over his neck too, then went out later and was huggin everyone he saw!
Or was that a bit too much??
#15
arsehole you say! well....if thats the road you want to go down then
by a webcam
kidnap the guy
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#16
Why don't you act like you don't care?

At least it will prove you're mature, opposed to a little poohead..
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#17
rape

deffinetly rape
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#18
OOOOR , my other revenge move i tried, was set up a fake msn messenger account, set up a picture of some hot model, add him and tell him you saw him in town n thought he was cute, get talkin a bit, send more fotos, ask for fotos of him naked.....
get the photo, make a myspace account with it and add everyone who knows him!
again, too much??
#19
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Why don't you act like you don't care?

At least it will prove you're mature, opposed to a little poohead..


because ive been doing that since the beginning of the year and now its really getting to me...

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#20
Torture, rape, and kill him in front of his family.
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because ive been doing that since the beginning of the year and now its really getting to me...



I sense a school shooting coming on.......
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#24
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Kill his family while he sleeps, then cut off their faces and hang them on the wall, so that when he wakes up and finds he has no limbs, he can only stare at his dead family's faces.


That happened to me once.


i can see where you take your screenname from now

thats right Voted most likely to end life in a straight jacket its Psycho4SOAD
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#25
a little revenge isn't somthing to be scared of. Revenge is healthy.
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#26
Just punch him in the face in front of everybody. Simple and effective.
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#27
or kick him in the nuts. If he's that much of a jerk, he shouldn't have kids.
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A trombone mouth piece, when I was 13, I was just curious ok?
#28
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i can see where you take your screenname from now

thats right Voted most likely to end life in a straight jacket its Psycho4SOAD


Dont send me back.

Please.
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#29
shoot of their balls drink their blood and let a weirdo shag the corspe.
do not try this at home
#30
ok, my 3rd and final move of revenge
*all mine wer to the same guy, i dont take revenge lightly*
f**k his sister!
#31
Quote by Remster_gee
ok, my 3rd and final move of revenge
*all mine wer to the same guy, i dont take revenge lightly*
f**k his sister!



Or fu*k him.

In assembly.
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Ibanez Iceman IC400.

And Daron Malakians custom triangle pick.



Thats all you need to know.
#33
Quote by Remster_gee
ok, my 3rd and final move of revenge
*all mine wer to the same guy, i dont take revenge lightly*
f**k his sister!


that or rape what ever takes your fancy really
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#35
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Or fu*k him.

In assembly.


thats it man i was tempted not too but they've been sent for you, your going back home
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#38
**** in a tubesock and slap him with it
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#39
Kill his dad and do his mom.

If either are dead... dig em up and start doing them!
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