#1
i have this english homework set where i have to write about the best moment of my life. i haven't got a trouble with the writing. i get pretty damn good marks with this sort of thing. i just don't know what to write about? but it can be made up though...this is where you lot come in. i cant make up these sort of things so help me pit monkeys! i need some suggestions
#2
"My First Wank"

Just tryin' to help.
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#4
"My first fap"

EDIT: Beaten to it

EDIT2: I could have sworn it said 'walk' and now 'wank' at first
#5
When I made sweet love to your mother.

Sorry...

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#7
Are you at a religious (Catholic) school?

Call it the day you accepted Jesus (and Papal infallibility...)

At a Public school?

Call it the day you discovered that drugs are bad!

...in other words simply regurgitate their propaganda. Whatever crap they try to force-feed you, puke it right back up and tell them you are a well-behaved lad!
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#8
the best moment of your life was when you learned that growing up as a black boy in the nineteen forties contained struggles, which would ultimately lead to you becoming a stronger person, and that you would rise above your persecutors.

or your first fap.
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#9
Write About Yo Mama
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and i used to hump everything in sight and i had fake sex with my styuffed animals and pretended they were the pink power ranger!
#10
My first pube?
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I'd be more concerned about your apetite for oriental buildings, than some random kid calling you a fag
#11
How about "The first time I stepped foot into my English class," IF you want to kiss ass.

Or maybe when you found out that your great grandpa died and left you all his worth.

Or maybe... **** man you think of something.
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#13
write about how you lost your virginity to your english teacher
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and i used to hump everything in sight and i had fake sex with my styuffed animals and pretended they were the pink power ranger!
#14
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"My First Wank"

Just tryin' to help.

In all seriousness, that might just be my life's best moment.

It opened the door to years and years of pleasure.
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#15
The day you started playing guitar

and when you finally learned the f/ing solo to Stairway to Heaven and thought you were awesome.

the moment right before you then heard "in the name of God" by Dream Theater
#16
Just pick any random event. Some outing to somewhere or a time you played a concert. If any of these were real, every single one would be about sex.
#17
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The day you started playing guitar

and when you finally learned the f/ing solo to Stairway to Heaven and thought you were awesome.

the moment right before you then heard "in the name of God" by Dream Theater


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#18
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In all seriousness, that might just be my life's best moment.

It opened the door to years and years of pleasure.


Case in point
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#21
"So, around January 2008. I signed up to what look to be some sort of guitar community.

From there on, what I though would just be a normal forum...

Change my life. Forever."
#22
First gig is always a great story to relay that presents you as an independent, confident person, and helps you get laid by chicks.
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#23
1st boner
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#24
"The day I joined the pit"
yeah right.

"the day i was born" not exactly the best, but the first!

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#25
"The First Time I Boned A Fatty"
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#26
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"The First Time I Boned A Fatty"


Oh that's more of an interesting moment than a joyful one. It's like having sex whilst watching a larva lamp.
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