#1
Alright Pit.
My girlfriend just dumped me. It was for the best, and all I care about is that she's happy.

blahblahblah.

Cheer me up.

feel free to report if you dont like me.
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#3
Step 1: Go to convenience store.
Step 2: Buy lube.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.
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#4
im enjoying her right now
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#5
guy u have the wrong out look :P dont worry about if shes happy, if she obv. doesn't care if your happy by getting rid of her, do the mature thing and bone her best friend :P maker jealous and get'r back, but dont turn wussie and telll'r u love her and cant live with out, maker realize u can and easily live without her, and she'll come crawling back "**** dont phaze me" approach lol
#8
Go stalk her. Stalk her so much she wants you back.


But seriously go rape her.
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#9
go with the "do her best friend" technique as suggested
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#10
cheer up!
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#13
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cheer up!

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#15
I love kickin people when they're down.

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