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#1
some kid who thinks he's a tough guy sent me a message saying he'll bash me if i kiss his gf again, on the cheek. the kids feckin paranoid out of his head, thought i did it to show of in front of my friends, even though it was just me and her around, she was giving me a lift. kids a feckin nutter, he's already punched out one of her best friends cause they were having an argument. and she was a 16 year old girl. he's 18

the kids a pussy, and shes a wimp. she said she can't explain it to him or reason with him, cause reasonably, u can kiss one of your friends whos known her for 2 years more than him, on the cheek

shes to much of a wimp to admit that she has a problem with him, and keeps saying she loves him, and she can't talk to him about this. screw her and the horse she came in on anyways, if she wants to not defend an old friend then fine.

but the kids a nutter, though he's just acting a tough guy, though the only person he seems to be a girl. anyways, i'll probs be the big man, though if i do see him on the street and he tries something stupid, he's going home with a broken nose. that and he's a legal adult and i'm a minor, so he can't complain for crap, cause assulting a minors a serious charge. that and could prob put threatening ontop

anyways, any creative ideas ug ? on what to do or how i calm myself down ? eithers good
#2
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#3
rape him
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#5
Get that dick outta your asshole, stop touching that bitches girl and go jerk off to your jap scat porn.
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#8
you kissed a mans girlfriend?

youre in for it, sorry
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#10
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take a deep beath................then stab him in the eye with a screwdriver

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#12
You say the girl is your friend but you've insulted her a number of times there? And if this guy is bigger than you (and a dumbass by the sounds of it) you probably should'nt fight back...it'll be you with the broken nose.

But fight him if you want, if you beat him well done? lol and if not let me know about your nose so I can laugh :P

And suggestions to calm down? Have a beer, stick on a favourite album or play guitar?
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#14
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you kissed a mans girlfriend?

youre in for it, sorry


i gave her a peck on the cheek, shes given me them before
#16
Laugh at him. If he's super paranoid about a kiss on the cheek I reckon she's cheated on him or someone has cheated on him before

Ask him if he was so bad in bed his girlfriend had to sleep with some other guy behind his back. That'll own him xD
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#17
You shouldnt have kissed her, even if it was on the cheek.
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#18
You should f**k his girl, then... Hrmm... boil some eggs. That'll show him.
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#19
1)get anoter cheek kiss
2)**** her
3)?????
4)profit
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#20
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You say the girl is your friend but you've insulted her a number of times there? And if this guy is bigger than you (and a dumbass by the sounds of it) you probably should'nt fight back...it'll be you with the broken nose.

But fight him if you want, if you beat him well done? lol and if not let me know about your nose so I can laugh :P

And suggestions to calm down? Have a beer, stick on a favourite album or play guitar?


i'm bigger than him. i'm a few months of 18, but i'm big, and cause of my other big friends trouble seems to be attracted to us. and she was my friend, but she's chosen to screw me over at the cost of appeasing him. she'd rather let him have his paranoid little ideas than explain it to him. and then what happens when we want to hang out ? we have to do it in secret. screw her
#21
meh, i wouldnt like it too much if some guy kissed my girl on the cheek all the time ESPECIALLY if i didnt know him.

he just thinks that youre trying to move in on his girl. sit down and talk to him. be like "dude, i dont mean anything when i kiss (girl) on the cheek. we are just friends and that is all we are gonna be".

there was this guy that used to kiss my ex on the cheek all the time right in front of me. he was gay tho (even tho he still had sex with girls while making out with his bf...i never figured that one out )
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#22
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You shouldnt have kissed her, even if it was on the cheek.


Very true, if it was me I would not be happy...and you sound like a complainer, complainers annoy me so that would be more than one reason to hit you lol
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#23
some guys just overeact about things too much, but i guess it means he cares about her alot

just stay away from her for a bit i would
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#26
yawn. Go solve your silly little drama somewhere else—did you seriously expect to get a serious answer? Seriously.

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#27
Why do people ask the pit this, all they're going to get, for the most part is just stupid replys, all of which are bloody funny, and illogical
#28
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yawn. Go solve your silly little drama somewhere else—did you seriously expect to get a serious answer? Seriously.


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#29
lol, my marine friends told me to leave him a message asking to set a time and a place, and that i'll meet him whenever he wants to go. dunno if he'd be stupid enuf to do it. and u can kiss ur friend on the cheek, and i wasnt doing it repeatedly. i can imagine someone like him doesnt get that much affection though
#31
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yawn. Go solve your silly little drama somewhere else—did you seriously expect to get a serious answer? Seriously.


i wasnt looking for an answer. i was hoping for some funny ideas from the pit, maybe a few lol's to calm me down
#32
I assume you live in like, USA or Canada.

I don't really see the problem in it. I don't understrand either, why people freak out so much when they get a kiss on the face likw a "hello" or a "goodbye". You freak out oh so much.
Among friends (guy-girl, that is, keep it straight) it shouldn't be a problem at all. Affection among peers is just as sane as anything. You north americans and their physical avoidance...

and if the guy's really a jerk, just hit your point of view right in his eye---with a screwdriver
#33
Okay, punch him in the collarbone. Seriously, right in the clavicle. **** HURTS and it takes very little break a collar bone, he'll have to go to the hospital, you win a fight in basically one punch. Win-win.
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#34
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#36
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i had a friend that thought that too. only problem was that he thought it was sutible to store two 2 liters worth of it in the trunk of his car.

needless to say, last i heard of him, he was still in jail
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#37
Kick him in the dick.
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#38
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I'm so glad someone caught on.




btw... how do people usually say hello in your country?... here a kiss is the normal acceptable way (if you dont do it, she'll think you dont like her)... in a completetly straight way (man-woman)
#39
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i had a friend that thought that too. only problem was that he thought it was sutible to store two 2 liters worth of it in the trunk of his car.

needless to say, last i heard of him, he was still in jail


yeah maybe napalm isn't always the best road to go down lol
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#40
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btw... how do people usually say hello in your country?... here a kiss is the normal acceptable way (if you dont do it, she'll think you dont like her)... in a completetly straight way (man-woman)


its the UK, so hand shake, and at alot of social events, often with a kiss on the cheek. it common, really common actually. as i said, kids a nutter
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