#1
So this morning, I was just casually brushing my hair, when all of a sudden, the brush snaps in half! So as i was standing there, with half a brush stuck in my hair, and half a brush in my hand, i thought, "Hey, this is a good story for the Pit."

Anyone else surprised by the strength of their own hair?
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#2
i laughed at the fact that you thought o i have to tell the pit as soon as it happened
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

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#4
This is a yo-yo.


Its purpose is to go up and down.

It has more direction than your life will ever have.


...yes sometimes my length amazes me.
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I love the cat in the hat.....
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