I was really bored and have decided to make a comeback thread?! Post all your funny and witty comebacks. I'm ready for all the first page riff raff that usually happens.
My Guitar

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Do it once, it's a mistake.

Keep doing it, it's Jazz.

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I remember when I was really young, I had a wet dream in which i was being dragged along an urban countryside by a pickup truck.
You suck.
This thread will succeed as well as stevie wonder can see...
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Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

force of habit

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There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who