#1
SO i made this Thread like 2 weeks ago telling about my ****ty life. I asked you guys what to do. I got the responses that i thought i would, so i thought that i wouldent hurt to try your advice. So now i have been getting my shool work done and i even got a job!!! but see i still have the girlfriend thing. See, she has been my best friend for ever. so i cant just get ride of her, nor do i want to. but we were hanging out, and she told me she was pregnant. where still in High school, i really want a kid. But this is unexpected. what do i do
#3
Support her? I mean really, that's the only non-asshole thing that you can do. Best of luck, don't pressure her into doing anything she doesn't want *coughabortioncough*...

If you want the kid then be kind to it, and I hope both your parents and her parents are willing to help you and your girlfriend. You'll more than likely need it.
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#4
If you want a kid, then keep it. If you really want to get rid of it, there's always the abortion alternative. But there's alot of people that are going to disagree with me.
#5
That's a tough situation. Be supportive of your girlfriend and her decision. Talk over the future of it. Do you two really want it? Don't ask her that directly, but keep that in your mind.

As for your parents, I'd say you're going to have to tell them if you decide to keep the child.
#6
...if this is true...

put a bag over her head, and beat her ovaries with a led pipe!

...seriously...

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#7
Involve parents asap. They're going to find out eventually anyways.
#8
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FALCON PUNCH!!!!

No seriously that works. My gym teacher told us that he did it to his girlfriend when he was in highschool. He's a classy guy like that.


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#9
Doesn't anyone use condoms any more?

Too late now though, so just talk to her about it and support whatever decision she makes.
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#10
...if all else phails....

i got a rag soaked in chloroform and a old rusty metal hanger....

just give me 5 minutes with her...

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FALCON PUNCH!!!!

No seriously that works. My gym teacher told us that he did it to his girlfriend when he was in highschool. He's a classy guy like that.

You're not serious?
#13
Dude you're in highschool, ever heard of a little called a condom for crying out loud...
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Proof that she's pregnant? There've been plenty of times that a lass has said she's pregnant when she isn't.

And you want a kid... but you're still in high school? What happened to priorities?


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#16
Apparently birth control and condoms aren't cool anymore. Jesus, I need to get hip again!

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...if this is true...

put a bag over her head, and beat her ovaries with a led pipe!

...seriously...

K!
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Babies don't grow in ovaries dumb ass. If you're going to make an asshole suggestion at least tell him to beat the right area.

Dude if she's pregnant she's got 1st say. If she wants it there's nothing you can do. And if she doesn't, I don't think there's anything you can do there either.
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FALCON PUNCH!!!!

No seriously that works. My gym teacher told us that he did it to his girlfriend when he was in highschool. He's a classy guy like that.


Then your gym teacher is either an asshole or a liar.
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FALCON PUNCH!!!!

No seriously that works. My gym teacher told us that he did it to his girlfriend when he was in highschool. He's a classy guy like that.

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#24
I'd get some proof first, but you also have adoption, but may not be the best option if the child never gets adopted. I'd rather have it with me so that I can at least know that it will have a somewhat decent life. Also look at the money aspect, kids aren't cheap, if you can afford it and really want it then go for it.
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#26
For a minute there I thought the threadstarter was saying that she was pregnant by some guy, not him. Anyways, have her take a pregnancy test and let you see the results. Consult your parents (seriously) and don't force your opinion. Make it known, but don't force it.