#1
Guys, I want you to sum up UG in one sentence. Abbreviations, and internet lingo is accepted

I never knew grammatical errors could be so funny, until I came here.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#4
Penis.
The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.-John Cage
#8
Ultimate Guitar, the reason I'm scared of rule #34.
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#11
We have a mini fridge.
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What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#15
Quote by CowboyUp
UG: For every 100 UGer's, 2 of them aren't complete tools.

There are 861,124 UGer's. That would make 17,222 of them not tools. That number is a gross over estimation. I think it's closer to 1 in 200,000.
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ESP Standard Eclipse-II
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#16
Quote by OThugSd
There are 861,124 UGer's. That would make 17,222 of them not tools. That number is a gross over estimation. I think it's closer to 1 in 200,000.

I'm getting more liberal every day
#17
Quote by CowboyUp
UG: For every 100 UGer's, 2 of them aren't complete tools.

i'm guessing cowboys 97 on the list....
UG: Unemployed Guitarists
Livin For the Music


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i play guitar with my penis
#18
Come on guys, I'm trying to be seri....... Never mind.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#20
Soup /ug/, 3rd post tells me what to play on my guitar.

That works.
Hey look, a stoner/doom album.

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#21
Dilute 4chan

Although that may just be the pit
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Well, If I woke up a girl, I would immediantly proceed to achieving an orgaism.

because they are superior to ours.


I AM HERE TO RIDE BIKE!!!
#22
Quote by cjblack532
Soup /ug/, 3rd post tells me what to play on my guitar.

That works.


...What?
Are you referring to a certain site
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#23
Yep. I am referring to the site.
Hey look, a stoner/doom album.

GENERATION 27: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

E-father of TheSPillow/Sam
E-brothers with Entity0009
#24
You're such a bad ass
Does no one want to sum up UG in one sentence? Its all fun and games
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#27
it would have to be:
"*reported*/*banned*"
this place needs to lighten up again.
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A Wasted Youth
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Than A Wise And Productive Old Age

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#28
Quote by instagata0
it would have to be:
"*reported*/*banned*"
this place needs to lighten up again.


+1
WAYYY too many rules.
We can't even have meme's anymore, but that's mainly cause other people ruin it for everybody.
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#29
I thought instead of a sentence I'd make a graph:



this is what I do now instead of actual homework^
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#30
Quote by emr_steelmech
I thought instead of a sentence I'd make a graph:



this is what I do now instead of actual homework^


I wonder if my parents will take that excuse...
#34
UG - 9/10 of us say yes! to rape.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.