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#1
Used the search bar, didn't find anything. It's probably been done before though.
If you were ever going to kill yourself how would you do it?
#3
I've said it once, and I'll say it again.
Erotic Auto-Asphyxiation gone wrong.
Die fapping.
It's the only way.

-Jayke
Member of the Laney Cult
#4
I'd like to die inside someone.

But if that wasn't possible, then probably acid.
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#5
I don't die
Quote by Trefellin


He's been in the Pit so long, he's forgotten about television. His whole life is about pears, cats, Spartans and rape. So much so that the mind control tube has lost it's powers over him. It's sad really.
#6
I want to die inside of a camel, simulating luke skywalker's experience in the tauntaun.
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


#7
Quote by megadeth rule
I don't die

maybe you should turn god mode off and play normally like the rest of us?
#8
I don't know... I haven't ever considered killing myself.
Listening to my favourite music, I guess..
#12
I would load up on piankillers and then take a scapel and the dissect my arm, until i found my main veins and arteries and then snip them, you would feel no pain what so ever, and you would slip away!
#13
i would die from lack of SEARCH BAR use....


but seriously... use it!
Up ........... and ................. Down

But in the end its only round and round


Quote by TBC Guitarist
Porn degrades my sperm count.


Quote by saphrax
If a girl says something, and nobody is there to hear it, is she still wrong?
#14
i would kill myself by lack of use of the SEARCH BAR.


Comprendre?
Up ........... and ................. Down

But in the end its only round and round


Quote by TBC Guitarist
Porn degrades my sperm count.


Quote by saphrax
If a girl says something, and nobody is there to hear it, is she still wrong?
#15
I don't die, I just faint.
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#17
shaving razor.

but a few people in my family have to die before i can do it without feeling guilty. damn suportive family!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#23
Quote by andrew.tran
come on guys you can do something more creative????????? its the pit for gods sake



Jump off a bridge.
Quote by Paul Lambeth

Is it lame to quote yourself in your sig?
#24
Quote by irishstang_87
death by snoo-snoo

seriously, though, i hope you're just starting a discussion


YES!!!
#26
ok what you do is, you get on top of a tall building, with a rope tied to one of your ankles and to a pole or something. (you leave enough slack on the rope so you end up a couple of meters off the ground). then you string up some piano wire at neck height, right near the edge of the building. then you put some super glue on your hands, put your hands underneath the piano wire, then on top of your head. then you lean forward.

so the piano wire cuts your head off, and you fall forward, off the building. the rope snags, and you are left hanging a couple of meters off the ground, with your decapitated head superglued into your hands.

if piano wire wouldnt work, some sort of chainsaw could work i spose.
Quote by MrChief
tbh i wanted to watch 2 girls one cup , and the website i clicked on was totally corrupt.


and the video was sick.



Current gear:
Slash Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Hiwatt G50R
BOSS ME-50
#27
Quote by andrew.tran
come on guys you can do something more creative????????? its the pit for gods sake


Playing around with a sharp knife and accidentally opening up your own stomach and seeing all your guts fall out of your stomach and all over the floor and then a dog runs in and eats them and then it spews them up again and then it re-eats them and it does a poo and you're just standing there with your mouth open and a fly flies in and you're so surprised that you swallow it and then a bird comes in and poos in your eyes and you can't see anything so you're staggering around blindly clutching your throat and you step in the dog poo and you go sliding out of control and crash down into the bath which is full of pus and dead fish and scabs and brussel sprouts all bobbing around and you pull the plug so that you don't drown but you accidentally pull the plughole hair up with it and attatched to the end is a half-formed mutant chicken and it's going 'mama... mama.." and you're so disgusted that you say '*#@!#@%$!' , forgetting that if you hear *#@!#@%$ your head will explode and so your head explodes and your tongue flies into the toilet and your eyes go into a spider's web and the spider starts liquefying them, which is kind of lucky because then your mum and dad come waltzing into the bathroom smooching and kissing and they say "hmm, I wonder whose body this is?", and then they start eating it because they're not really your mother and father at all - they're flesh eating zombies and you think things can't possibly get any more disgusting and then they DO because a big fat slug comes in and starts doing a striptease- which you can't see, but you can sense- and so your headless, gutless, half-eaten corpse runs out of the house and onto a busy road yelling "HELP! MY PARENTS ARE FLESH EATING ZOMBIES AND THERE"S A SLUG DOING A STRIPTEASE IN THE BATHROOM" but none of the cars stop because nobody in their right minds would stop for a headless gutless half eaten corpse- they just run over you... and over you... and over you until you're just this disgusting red blob in the middle of the road. Well, mostly red except for the pus and the little white bits which are the remains of the maggots. (I think I forgot to mention that there are maggots in the pus. But there are. THERE ARE MAGGOTS IN THE PUS!!!).
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#30
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Playing around with a sharp knife and accidentally opening up your own stomach and seeing all your guts fall out of your stomach and all over the floor and then a dog runs in and eats them and then it spews them up again and then it re-eats them and it does a poo and you're just standing there with your mouth open and a fly flies in and you're so surprised that you swallow it and then a bird comes in and poos in your eyes and you can't see anything so you're staggering around blindly clutching your throat and you step in the dog poo and you go sliding out of control and crash down into the bath which is full of pus and dead fish and scabs and brussel sprouts all bobbing around and you pull the plug so that you don't drown but you accidentally pull the plughole hair up with it and attatched to the end is a half-formed mutant chicken and it's going 'mama... mama.." and you're so disgusted that you say '*#@!#@%$!' , forgetting that if you hear *#@!#@%$ your head will explode and so your head explodes and your tongue flies into the toilet and your eyes go into a spider's web and the spider starts liquefying them, which is kind of lucky because then your mum and dad come waltzing into the bathroom smooching and kissing and they say "hmm, I wonder whose body this is?", and then they start eating it because they're not really your mother and father at all - they're flesh eating zombies and you think things can't possibly get any more disgusting and then they DO because a big fat slug comes in and starts doing a striptease- which you can't see, but you can sense- and so your headless, gutless, half-eaten corpse runs out of the house and onto a busy road yelling "HELP! MY PARENTS ARE FLESH EATING ZOMBIES AND THERE"S A SLUG DOING A STRIPTEASE IN THE BATHROOM" but none of the cars stop because nobody in their right minds would stop for a headless gutless half eaten corpse- they just run over you... and over you... and over you until you're just this disgusting red blob in the middle of the road. Well, mostly red except for the pus and the little white bits which are the remains of the maggots. (I think I forgot to mention that there are maggots in the pus. But there are. THERE ARE MAGGOTS IN THE PUS!!!).


Que?
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


#31
^^^ andy griffiths!!!!(spelling?) thats from Just Disgusting, isnt it?
Quote by MrChief
tbh i wanted to watch 2 girls one cup , and the website i clicked on was totally corrupt.


and the video was sick.



Current gear:
Slash Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Hiwatt G50R
BOSS ME-50
#32
3 inch bullet in the brain


might kill me before i feel pain
Lolz
Quote by inhatredofme
made me laugh for some reason. i don't have any fetishes...you guys are just freaks or something. imagine that, freaks in the pit.

Quote by Bonesaw
take a deep beath................then stab him in the eye with a screwdriver
#33
I would quote you sir, but my post would explode with creativity and spare time.

I'd wanna die peacefully in my sleep.

Kidding, how boring???

I would sacrifice myself to Cthulu, and bring this miserable world to an end! Muahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Or i'd die from an infected cut on my finger caused by cutting my pinky open whilst shredding like a mad ****er!
#34
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Playing around with a sharp knife and accidentally opening up your own stomach and seeing all your guts fall out of your stomach and all over the floor and then a dog runs in and eats them and then it spews them up again and then it re-eats them and it does a poo and you're just standing there with your mouth open and a fly flies in and you're so surprised that you swallow it and then a bird comes in and poos in your eyes and you can't see anything so you're staggering around blindly clutching your throat and you step in the dog poo and you go sliding out of control and crash down into the bath which is full of pus and dead fish and scabs and brussel sprouts all bobbing around and you pull the plug so that you don't drown but you accidentally pull the plughole hair up with it and attatched to the end is a half-formed mutant chicken and it's going 'mama... mama.." and you're so disgusted that you say '*#@!#@%$!' , forgetting that if you hear *#@!#@%$ your head will explode and so your head explodes and your tongue flies into the toilet and your eyes go into a spider's web and the spider starts liquefying them, which is kind of lucky because then your mum and dad come waltzing into the bathroom smooching and kissing and they say "hmm, I wonder whose body this is?", and then they start eating it because they're not really your mother and father at all - they're flesh eating zombies and you think things can't possibly get any more disgusting and then they DO because a big fat slug comes in and starts doing a striptease- which you can't see, but you can sense- and so your headless, gutless, half-eaten corpse runs out of the house and onto a busy road yelling "HELP! MY PARENTS ARE FLESH EATING ZOMBIES AND THERE"S A SLUG DOING A STRIPTEASE IN THE BATHROOM" but none of the cars stop because nobody in their right minds would stop for a headless gutless half eaten corpse- they just run over you... and over you... and over you until you're just this disgusting red blob in the middle of the road. Well, mostly red except for the pus and the little white bits which are the remains of the maggots. (I think I forgot to mention that there are maggots in the pus. But there are. THERE ARE MAGGOTS IN THE PUS!!!).



i remember reading that somewhere


morris glitzman(sp?) springs to mind
Lolz
Quote by inhatredofme
made me laugh for some reason. i don't have any fetishes...you guys are just freaks or something. imagine that, freaks in the pit.

Quote by Bonesaw
take a deep beath................then stab him in the eye with a screwdriver
#35
Drowing in a pool of Bourbon whilst bathing with swim-suit models!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#36
brompton cocktail sounds good.
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#37
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Playing around with a sharp knife and accidentally opening up your own stomach and seeing all your guts fall out of your stomach and all over the floor and then a dog runs in and eats them and then it spews them up again and then it re-eats them and it does a poo and you're just standing there with your mouth open and a fly flies in and you're so surprised that you swallow it and then a bird comes in and poos in your eyes and you can't see anything so you're staggering around blindly clutching your throat and you step in the dog poo and you go sliding out of control and crash down into the bath which is full of pus and dead fish and scabs and brussel sprouts all bobbing around and you pull the plug so that you don't drown but you accidentally pull the plughole hair up with it and attatched to the end is a half-formed mutant chicken and it's going 'mama... mama.." and you're so disgusted that you say '*#@!#@%$!' , forgetting that if you hear *#@!#@%$ your head will explode and so your head explodes and your tongue flies into the toilet and your eyes go into a spider's web and the spider starts liquefying them, which is kind of lucky because then your mum and dad come waltzing into the bathroom smooching and kissing and they say "hmm, I wonder whose body this is?", and then they start eating it because they're not really your mother and father at all - they're flesh eating zombies and you think things can't possibly get any more disgusting and then they DO because a big fat slug comes in and starts doing a striptease- which you can't see, but you can sense- and so your headless, gutless, half-eaten corpse runs out of the house and onto a busy road yelling "HELP! MY PARENTS ARE FLESH EATING ZOMBIES AND THERE"S A SLUG DOING A STRIPTEASE IN THE BATHROOM" but none of the cars stop because nobody in their right minds would stop for a headless gutless half eaten corpse- they just run over you... and over you... and over you until you're just this disgusting red blob in the middle of the road. Well, mostly red except for the pus and the little white bits which are the remains of the maggots. (I think I forgot to mention that there are maggots in the pus. But there are. THERE ARE MAGGOTS IN THE PUS!!!).



thats from Just Disgusting by andy griffiths or something like that. mad book
Quote by MrChief
tbh i wanted to watch 2 girls one cup , and the website i clicked on was totally corrupt.


and the video was sick.



Current gear:
Slash Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Hiwatt G50R
BOSS ME-50
#39
i would jump out of an airplane riding a bicicle or in a 30 days orgy diablos si!!!
Roberto esponja ..MEROL !!!!!
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