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#1
I need some advice.


A little while ago I was hanging around the 7-11 and me and my friend (lets call him Jim) were talking about w/ever and we were waiting for this girl . Needless to say, as most teenage boys conversations end up like, we started on the subject of porn/fap/etc. So, the girl walks up behind me and hesitates and I say one thing to "Jim":

"Yea, that poster is good fap material."

She then precedes to freak out and runs next to "Jim" she says this whole thing aabout how fapping is bad and BLAH BLAH BLAH. Now she says she doesn't wanna hang out right now and goes home. I'm sorta worried because she doesn't take my calls now. .

Please pit, I need some advice on what to do.
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#3
Say you were joking.

Then jerk off on her face.

It'll be fun.
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#5
My advice is to ignore her because of her idiocy and failure to understand what men talk about.

Although, if she is hot, then you should fap on her.
#7
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She's stupid

And immature.

Rape and kill her family. That is the only solution and should be the first option that you choose, before you ask the pit for advice.

Then, make a thread called, "So I raped and killed this girl and her family". That would be more effective in achieving a quality thread by pit standards.
#8
Well, I don't really know her parents THAT well, but they are extremely religious, so that may be an explination. .
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#9
oh god. stupid conversations about pretty natural things.
sweet lord jesus how could you. lol
i wouldn't worry about it much. she'll calm down eventually or something of the sort.
#10
I lol'd so hard

I get a mental image of a girl running down the street, waving her hands in her air and screaming "Fapping is baaaaaad!!"

I just can't get the image out of my head
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#11
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My advice is to ignore her because of her idiocy and failure to understand what men talk about.

Although, if she is hot, then you should fap on her.


MEN??

oh my gosh you guys all need to grow up.
#12
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I love how the majority of these threads someone suggests rape x]

but where would the put be without it?


Don't forget the murder part. I suggest either a chainsaw or a machete. Or maybe a howitzer. Br00tal.
#13
Rape is not an option . Guess I'll just wait a lil to see what she says. I'll pay "Jim" a visit too
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#14
She's just being dumb. Slap in her in the face when you see her next, then drop your nuts on her forehead.
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#16
ask her what she thinks is inside a boston cream donut
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#17
This so so stupid. Wanking isn't bad, it's brilliant, we all know that; I've just had one.

Anyway, she's stupid, but lots of girls are like that, some went silent in shock when a friend of mine mentioned his porn stash.
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#18
girls know what "fapping" means?
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#19
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MEN??

oh my gosh you guys all need to grow up.

Put your maturity away. OK, men talk about which girl they'd shag instead of fap to. It all comes to the same thing.
#20
Any girl who believes that people don't masturbate is a dumbass.

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#21
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Well, I don't really know her parents THAT well, but they are extremely religious, so that may be an explination. .
I have a friend that is very, very religious and I have had several conversations about masturbation with him.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#22
Quote by freddaahh
This so so stupid. Wanking isn't bad, it's brilliant, we all know that; I've just had one.

Anyway, she's stupid, but lots of girls are like that, some went silent in shock when a friend of mine mentioned his porn stash.


I KNOW I love to fap. She is just really weird about that topic.


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I have a friend that is very, very religious and I have had several conversations about masturbation with him.


Alot of religions look down on masturbation.
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#24
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Alot of religions look down on masturbation.
Yeah I know.

Maybe it's just because my friend is an 18 year old male, but I guarantee that her dad has masturbated over 100 times in his life.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#26
Lol, what a silly bint.
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#27
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Alot of religions look down on masturbation.


Alot of religions look down on anything that cant be in any related or tied to their religion
#28
Girls gossip, guys talk about fapping/sex.

A stereotype but its ****ing true.
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#31
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The last time I looked down on masturbation I got a splooge in the eye.

That is just ASKING to be sigged!!


She's overreacting, she'll get over it eventually...
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#33
she was probably abducted and used for porn in eastern european countries haha.

what fapping? :/
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#34
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she was probably abducted and used for porn in eastern european countries haha.

what fapping? :/



haha people have only been talking about it for the last page and a half.


That's lame that she freaked out so much. If she doesn't get over it then she's just being stupid.

Only time will tell eh.
#35
You couldn't think of something better to talk about?

That said, I think it's a major overreaction.
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#36
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Alot of religions look down on anything that cant be in any related or tied to their religion

So what?

Look, if she doesn't thing masturbation is kosher, then don't talk about it around her anymore, though I'm sure you've already come to that conclusion. So what if she's not cool with masturbation? It's no worse than being not cool with her not being cool with masturbation.
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#37
Wereyou using the masturbating or wanking or "fapping." I'd be surprised that she knew what "fapping" meant. However, my girlfriend knows... but, somehow my friend didn't know what an orgasm was.
#38
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Please pit, I need some advice on what to do.
1 - Wait patiently until her hormones kick in and she's horny.

2 - ?????????

3 - PROFIT!!!
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#39
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I lol'd so hard

I get a mental image of a girl running down the street, waving her hands in her air and screaming "Fapping is baaaaaad!!"

I just can't get the image out of my head

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#40
She's overreacting, when I am in my class, girls laugh when me or a friend of mine, loudly yell "FAP FAP FAP", when we are talking about moral issues, like abortion, or naked art.


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